You say, 'Hail, Vedico Windwisper'
Vedico Windwisper says, 'Hello, _____. Have you seen the port master? I am here to complain about the shoddy service.'
You say, 'what shoddy service?'
Vedico Windwisper says, 'I was sailing from Freeport on one of the boats when a giant cyclops attacked the boat! No one lifted a finger as he stole the horn I was playing and ran off. Someone here has to answer for the loss of my horn.'