Darlenna Everhot [ Miscellaneous Furniture ]  

Uploaded October 21st, 2010 by asusazazel

If you hang around Darlenna Everhot long enough, you'll see this emote:

Darlenna Everhot sloshes a bit of ale on the ground as she fails to hold her cup straight. She begins yelling in the middle of what you can only assume was a sentence that had a beginning, '... and he never once wrote, I doubt he even can! Should've been born the 'Ironthumbs'!!'

You say, 'Hail, Darlenna Everhot'

Darlenna Everhot looks up and yells, several times louder than necessary and several more times louder than comfortable, ' `ello there _____! Come to see what the finest Everhot sister has to offer in way of house and yard furnishings? Ain't no one around with goods near the quality of what us Everhots make, be it weapon or instrument!'

You say, 'Who are the Irontoes'

Darlenna Everhot roars, 'IRONTOE!!! Don't even get meh started on those no-good, scum-guzzlin', drunken, miserable, stinkin', short, balding sacks of social-disorder! If yeh ever see that clown Trumpy, give 'em a solid kick in the mouth thanks of Darlenna!'

If you visit Trumpy Irontoe in South Qeynos...

You say, 'Who is Darlenna Everhot?'

Trumpy Irontoe says, 'You had better just be ... [BURP!] minding your own business if you know what is good for you gnollbreath. We Irontoes are proud and strong bunch of dwarves for [Kaladim] we crush weaklings like you. [BURP!]

You say, 'Where is Kaladim?'

Trumpy Irontoe says, 'Hey? Kaladim you say? It's a long way from here I tell you .. home to us dwarves it is. I miss it sometimes though.. it's tough being a swashbuckling dwarf with my rugged good looks when all the other dwarves are so envious. Cripes _____.. you got me all misty-eyed now.. Burp Peh! Buy me a honey mead, will ya?'

It's not known where, if anywhere, it goes from here.