hello, well i know this is kinda off the subject but it will make u laff <i made it up=true>

/petition
i am complaining about the htings you do in EQ.
I have noticed that i occasionally patch things in. First off, 'outfitting pigs with wings'
whilst im logging in. I know i'm either too low level to hunt them, or they are a quest pop,
because i can't seem to find ANY at all. Plus, even if i could find them, they would be
camped :-P And to make things harder, they now have wings to make them higher level or
something.

Secondly, 'sanding woodelves'. WTF? is thsi a joke? i don't play a woodelf. if i wanted my
PC to download there new graphics,or whatever they are id ASK!

Third, 'in the grey, no one can hear you scream' well i never knew i could /scream,
and now i can't! im sure i could hunt in the grey (level 10) so i have really missed out,
and demend this be fixed!

Fourth 'half elves now o.444444444444 elves' Now i have to get new equipment for my halfelf!
i spent ages getting all this stuff!As you can see, this is really important.

'you have gotten better at fizzing (46)' oh thanks. LIKE I DON'T FIZZ ENOUGH!!

'DING...' FYI i never dinged, probably cuz my PC was downloading all ur junk!

'Creating randomly generated feature' where?what? I CANT FIND THEM! im not paying for stuff
i can't use!give me the features!

'Placing randomly misspelled words into text' well at least you spelled misspellled right,
alot of people get it wrong.BUT WTF am i going to do with this? My PC can't take downloading
all this crap, i dont have time for stuff i dont need!

'Swords are readily raised, be on your guard' WTF? more KoS thingies! As if i need to be on
my guard more than i am already am!

'Doing something you don't wanna know about' YES I DO! I pay for EQ, and i damn well wanna
know about what ur doing with my money"