This text is copied-and-pasted, the typos are in the original text ("Shamen"). The player character is a level 6 Ogre Warrior named Klangro.
Your Location is 631.29, 985.19, 81.47
Zulort judges you amiably -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
You say, 'Hail, Zulort'
Zulort says 'Um, you. Hi... You Shaman of War now, right? You gotta learns war and war spells. We fights all and makes the Warlord likes us. You [gonna help] or me gonna feed you fat stoopid boddie to doggies.'
You say, 'gonna help'
Zulort says 'Good. Warlord need many boddie... I means Shamans of War... to kill and gets killed... no, ummm... kill and smoosh for Him and makes Him happy. You goes show me you can smoosh tings good. Gets me four froglok tadpole fleshies for me to munchings on and me be happy... um, He, the Warlord be so berry happy. Helping our tuff friends de Greenbloods but be watching for dem scummy Crakneks, dumb ogres dey is. No good, no our friends. Go now. Me... er... he waiting and hungry.'
[Give 4 Froglok Tadpole Flesh to Zulort]
Zulort says 'Oh, me... um... Warlord BERRY happy. Berry like dese. Gimme. Uh, why is you still here? Take dis and gets more kills. You learning good, come sees me, I teaches you bout stuff. Make you [bedder shaman]. Go. He and me watching.'
[Receive Spell: Bust of Flame]
Your faction standing with Shamen Of War has been adjusted by 10.
You gain experience!!