Kal`ture Ashan [ Alaran Furniture ]  

Uploaded February 9th, 2012 by Railus

Kal`ture Ashan is found inside the vendor house at the zone-in of Sunrise Hills.

You say, 'Hail, Kal`ture Ashan'

Kal`ture Ashan says 'My most humble and welcome greetings to you, _____. Come to survey what I have come to [purvey]?' The finely dressed figure chuckles before continuing, 'I find the concept of rhyme in your common tongue to be such a novel outlet for jest.'

You say, 'Purvey?'

Kal`ture Ashan says 'Only the finest wares, if you care. I've scoured and scrounged everything from the artifacts of Rubak Oseka to the delicate plant life of the Beast's Domain. Just think, faster than you can blink, that all of it can be yours for the unbeatable price of three bags of rice...' The figure sighs, obviously aware that you do not find its horrible attempt at [poetry] as amusing as it does. 'No, I suppose platinum will suffice then.'

You say, 'Poetry?'

Kal`ture Ashan shakes its head, 'No, do not try and humor me now. You cannot lie, for I have seen the look in your eye that tells me you are unimpressed... The figure mumbles to itself a final rhyme, 'Such a shame I bothered with this fancy dress... Perhaps someday when the gods bless me with more free time I will follow my dream to be a poet again... Until then I shall simply sell my fine wares.'