Initiate Guanin  

Deze lil' guyz do dere prayin' an' stuff at da Halfling Ruins. Me wents in dere and smarshed dem up when I wuz da level 9. Dey won't aggro even when dey scowl an' stuff. Dey will root ya, den try an' do some firey mojo at ya. Den one will try to melee ya (Hur Hur) but dey puny an hits fer da crappy damage. Dey get annoyin' when dey heal da guy you smarshing, but dats about it. I kilt dem all an' lost jus over a bub o' da health. Dey drop da NO DROP woven grass amulet thingy which has no stats. Me scratching hed an' wunderin' what it fer. Mes not to bright, 'specially when mes been drinkin' da good Trollie brew.

Since I believe, like many of my brothers, that all halflings must suffer excruciatingly painful deaths, I need to know where to go to slaughter this midget wholesale.