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After losing my family at a shopping mall at age 4, I was raised by a wild pack of ring-tailed lemurs. They taught me to forage for grubs and berries and how to hang from tree branches with my tail (lacking a tail, I grab the branch firmly between my butt-cheeks). Once I reached manhood, I became their king by wrestling the strongest of the lemurs WWF Smackdown style.
After losing my family at a shopping mall at age 4, I was raised by a wild pack of ring-tailed lemurs. They taught me to forage for grubs and berries and how to hang from tree branches with my tail (lacking a tail, I grab the branch firmly between my butt-cheeks). Once I reached manhood, I became their king by wrestling the strongest of the lemurs WWF Smackdown style.
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