Cook Biden and Trump FrittersFollow

I just learned I could microwave raw hamburger. Like WTF, right? But it's possible.

I cook occasionally and had set up the raw meat and lettuce and oregano and cheese and sour cream. For a dozens of burritos or something.

And so also tortillas, which package had a visual description of how to fold it. I'd been doing it totally wrong and just, slop everywhere and splurging bits of things everywhere. But now I knew how to fold it down. You uh, do the meat and stuff on the close side, but DON'T WAIT instead then you do the thingies on the tortilla circle inward. And then roll that fucker up. I'd been doing the opposite so was normally eating 15 pounds of tortilla for ever ounce of awesome filling.

So, you put the hamburger into a microwave-safe bowl, then heat it up for five minutes. Then slam it with your fork to break it up and put it back. I've only tried this once for three minutes, after the initial five minutes. And it wasn't up to my high culinary skillet standards with the brown crust and whatnot. Maybe next time I might bother to fire up my skillet and finish the browning. PROBABLY NOT THOUGH. I used to weigh 120-160 pounds for about 40 years but then quit smoking and now I actually taste things and have money and am 200 pounds, a giant fat person!!!

And I've also learned recently--you don't need to boil your corn in a pot like some kind of weird British person. Just chop off the front and the *** of it so it fits in your microwave then send it around for three minutes, in the husk. It's going to steam lovelyvoly in it's own husk, and you'll need gloves to get it out. And a choppy knife maybe if you didn't chop all the front and *** of it yet. But 3 minute microwave corn === perfect corn.

But on topic, Trump and Biden are disgusting corporatist pigs, racists, and warmongers and I hope they die painfully and why in the **** would I ever vote for either of them? Who are you voting for? Mussolini instead of Pot? Republican Amin so instead you'll vote for Democrat Hitler? And when there's always on your ballot a third-party Gandhi that you could also actually check the box of? ROFL. Stooges, all around!

Potatoes as in whole potatoes? In the microwave? I love potatoes but they take so long in the oven, I haven't eaten any in years. You're INSANE!

Grilled corn sounds nice!

Biden murdered hundreds of thousands of foreign people, destroyed hundreds of thousands of US black lives [and treating his crackhead son FAR different], and if elected will do so again. Obama, Biden, Bush have a much larger kill count than moron pig Trump. His VP is also pro-slavery. Slavery wasn't actually abolished via the 13th Amendment--it explicitly allows for prisoners to be slaves. Which is what Harris' office argued in California, that it was more important to keep enslaving people for cheap labor than free them for petty crimes as per a new proposition. I can't vote for these people. Not even for Lesser of Two Evil. Trump is far worse for Americans, but 95% of humans aren't actually Americans and I think Biden is worse towards them.

McConnell is terrible, yes. I've given a pittance to some progressives [or at least "progressives" until they gain office] like Bowman, Newman, and AOC, $10 a month and it's cool they won. Currently giving to Shahid Buttar who has some fucked up hairstyle, against horrible ghoul Nancy Pelosi. I have hope. But not for decades-long-proven pigs. Thanos was right!

And all ears are unique of course. My left ear is louder and easy to overwhelm, and right ear needs a little tweet so isolating the right ear tweet is far more difficult than the left one. Very difficult to do just the right ear tweet, but it's possible. That's the fucking point! It's quiet meditation!

And for future historians, as far as I'm aware this is the first ever advice for people to meditate using control of their ears. "Like, duh", right?

You future weirdos might be 99% ears due to my unfortunate meditative advice, but like right now give me some money. A million right now and I'll delete this and humans won't be all ears. You were warned, future!!