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I'll be in LA for two weeks starting tommorow.Follow
If you live near there and want to buy me a drink or punch me in the face, drop me an email.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You will be missed -=)
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
come on down to Apple Valley, its only an hour or so drive. preferably you would be buying me drinks, though.
If you're in the Los Angeles area during the weekend, drop by a place called the Puente Hills Mall (east of Los Angeles on SR-60), and the Dlow Cyber Cafe on the upper AMC wing. I'm usually there for my day of EQ.
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come on down to Apple Valley, its only an hour or so drive. preferably you would be buying me drinks, though.
I'll buy you a coffee. I'm not intrested in posting about my jail time for luring a minor over the internet and then buying him drinks!!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Where, exactly, will you be in the City of Angels, Smash? It's a huuuuge city and can take hours tranversing from on side to the other depending on the time of the day.
I'm still seeing if we can spring free to get down there, so hang tight, I'll send you an e-mail when I hear more.
Totem
I'm still seeing if we can spring free to get down there, so hang tight, I'll send you an e-mail when I hear more.
Totem
I'll be staying with a freind in West Hollywood, which I hear is a morass of gay S&M clubs and Russian Mafiaosos.
I should fit right in!
I should fit right in!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Has it ever occurred to anyone else that Thundra and Smash could be the same person? Or am I just really tired?
Have fun in L.A., Smash. Try not to breathe too deeply (the air is thick) and when you get sick of all the ******** drive down to San Diego and relax.
=)
Have fun in L.A., Smash. Try not to breathe too deeply (the air is thick) and when you get sick of all the ******** drive down to San Diego and relax.
=)
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Has it ever occurred to anyone else that Thundra and Smash could be the same person?
That would be, to this forum, the equivilent of finding out that Jackie Kennedy actualy shot John at close range in Dallas while no one was looking.
I'm not Thundra.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Or Thundra and Spence?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
For what it's worth, Smash isn't Thundra.
Kao--What makes you so sure?
--DK
--DK
I'm pretty sure your all just one person with lots of free time.
Darkknight wrote:
Kao--What makes you so sure?
--DK
--DK
Much prior board history. Not going to go into details, but I am pretty sure here.
Gonna have to second that I have been reading these boards for a few years and have played with Smash, and if he is Thundra then Tacosid and Robpickles must be the same dude too.
West Hollywood is right in my neck of the woods. I live NoHo, but I commute to the S&M clubs in West Hollywood.
I wish I'd learned of your schedule earlier.
iamgodyouarenot@hotmail.com
Tomorrow, the 23rd would be ideal.
Really, I would like to meet my arch-rival, face-to-face. And bring that **** Totem with you.
E-mail me, you jerk-offs.
I wish I'd learned of your schedule earlier.
iamgodyouarenot@hotmail.com
Tomorrow, the 23rd would be ideal.
Really, I would like to meet my arch-rival, face-to-face. And bring that **** Totem with you.
E-mail me, you jerk-offs.
Thundra,
Drive down to Palm Springs and rescue me. Or kill me. Whatever. The lack of sun here is driving me ******* insane.
Drive down to Palm Springs and rescue me. Or kill me. Whatever. The lack of sun here is driving me ******* insane.
Don't let him drive through the burn areas...with all this rain we're having, we don't want him driving into a flooded or mudslide area.
Worse part: more rain in the forecast.
Worse part: more rain in the forecast.
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Thundra,
Drive down to Palm Springs and rescue me.
Drive down to Palm Springs and rescue me.
I've never understood the fascination people have with Palm Springs. It's infeckingcredibly hot most of the time, and when it's not, it's still dirty, in the middle of nowhere, and it's chock full o' *****- most of which are geriatric war criminals looking to pay $700 for a round of golf. Sure, during Spring Break there's a good chance you'll see Snoop Dogg runnin' around with a camcorder exploiting spoiled rich hotties, but even the most die-hard booby afficionado would have a tough time justifying the trip when they could be spanking it to a copy of Girls Gone Wild in the air-conditioned comfort of their parents' basement.
Are you sure I can't post a picture of your boobies, Angua?
Pretty sure, Thundra. Course, I'd make you a deal. Send me a convincing picture of you and you can do whatever makes you happy. =p
I'm in Palm Springs because of family, not fun. Not to suggest my family isn't fun. They're insane, what's not fun about that?
I can ignore the golf and people wrinkled up like pruns as long as I can go swimming and sit in the jazucci. Heading to San Diego next week for a bit though, which will be so much better.
I'm in Palm Springs because of family, not fun. Not to suggest my family isn't fun. They're insane, what's not fun about that?
I can ignore the golf and people wrinkled up like pruns as long as I can go swimming and sit in the jazucci. Heading to San Diego next week for a bit though, which will be so much better.
I am jealous, Angua. I am up to my *** in snow here. Grim, dark and miserable.
Rome is but a few weeks away though.
Sono in modo da eccitato!!!
Rome is but a few weeks away though.
Sono in modo da eccitato!!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Enjoy today and tomorrow's good weather - as I get onto a plane for a ski trip to Colorado Wed morning, I leave JUST in advance of this season's biggest storms.
Lotta rain Wed and Thurs...
Lotta rain Wed and Thurs...
Ugh.
Palm Springs = shriveled up oldsters wearing plaid pants and walking around with driving irons.
/gets the heebie jeebies
Totem
PS: Talking to the wife about making a run down there this week.
Palm Springs = shriveled up oldsters wearing plaid pants and walking around with driving irons.
/gets the heebie jeebies
Totem
PS: Talking to the wife about making a run down there this week.
Wish I had the time to drive over to LA, <sigh> although probably just as well.
Tell me if you ever come to Phoenix, I am sure I could come up with the cash to buy you a beer and maybe a lapdance =).
Hamiltion
Edited, Mon Feb 23 19:40:13 2004 by flishtaco
Tell me if you ever come to Phoenix, I am sure I could come up with the cash to buy you a beer and maybe a lapdance =).
Hamiltion
Edited, Mon Feb 23 19:40:13 2004 by flishtaco
First day it hasn't been raining continually since I've been here. Isn't north Hollywood where all the heroin addicts go to die?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Thundra--Post your picture and then *post them ********* post...post....post...post...post....post...post...post...post...POST!
Booya! Rack angua's breasts!
Booya! Rack angua's breasts!
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