a) sheilding me from the possibilty of "blow back" from the teeth scraping?
b) checking to see if her breats would, in fact, fit in my eye sockets?
c) coming on to me?
I look forward to all board wisom culminating here, on this issue.
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This morning at my dental appointment, the woman scraping the hell out of my teeth had her breats firmly planted in my eye sockets. Do you think she was:
a) sheilding me from the possibilty of "blow back" from the teeth scraping?
b) checking to see if her breats would, in fact, fit in my eye sockets?
c) coming on to me?
I look forward to all board wisom culminating here, on this issue.
a) sheilding me from the possibilty of "blow back" from the teeth scraping?
b) checking to see if her breats would, in fact, fit in my eye sockets?
c) coming on to me?
I look forward to all board wisom culminating here, on this issue.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
She was "A", which proved "B" and this was done so that she could "C".
/nod
/nod
Her teets itched and she was using you eye scockets to sratch em.
Happens all the time at the dentist office.
Happens all the time at the dentist office.
Honestly I feel that a lot of women don't pay attention to where their breasts are. Before I had a girlfriend, I enjoyed the random accidental boob touch, but now that I'm taken, and make my best efforts to stay away from breasts that aren't my S.O.'s, I find that women have a hard time keeping their breasts out of trouble. Unless they are purposely trying to get me to cop a feel, but I doubt that.
Actually, today, a co-worker leaned over as I was reaching for a time card and there was boob to arm contact. Didn't even phase her, but I definitely noticed and shamefully pulled my arm away.
I think she would have noticed more if you were a male, but she figured that since you are female, you'd understand how hard it is to reach things with out your boobs getting in the way.
I know mine get in the way all the time ;)
Queen Skeet
Actually, today, a co-worker leaned over as I was reaching for a time card and there was boob to arm contact. Didn't even phase her, but I definitely noticed and shamefully pulled my arm away.
I think she would have noticed more if you were a male, but she figured that since you are female, you'd understand how hard it is to reach things with out your boobs getting in the way.
I know mine get in the way all the time ;)
Queen Skeet
Was this woman hanging from the ceiling like a bat? Help me out here and draw a mental picture -- how did she manage to fill your eye sockets with mammaries without filling your mouth with her belly (or ribcage anyway)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Joph, me thinks you're looking at this the wrong way. She was clearly behind taredoru's head, leaning over her, and working on her mouth.
Does that sound dirty to anyone else? /cackle
So, was she hot?
Does that sound dirty to anyone else? /cackle
So, was she hot?
Now would be a good time for popcorn.
Continue.
Queen Skeet
Continue.
Queen Skeet
Maybe. It's been a while since my face was last accosted by boobage.
I get it now. I've never had a dentist come at me from behind though like that. Mine always work from the side so their breasts stay firmly pressed against my shoulder like good breasts should.
I get it now. I've never had a dentist come at me from behind though like that. Mine always work from the side so their breasts stay firmly pressed against my shoulder like good breasts should.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I've never had a dentist come at me from behind though like that.
Goddamn but my mind is in the gutter today.
so lets atleast get something worth reading ... what are u and merri going to do tonight....
Now, just stop it right there, folks.
She was hot. And I am having a hard time working now. Maybe I should back and give her my number? /kick the ground sheepishly
She was hot. And I am having a hard time working now. Maybe I should back and give her my number? /kick the ground sheepishly
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Actually, today, a co-worker leaned over as I was reaching for a time card and there was boob to arm contact. Didn't even phase her, but I definitely noticed and shamefully pulled my arm away
Skeeter i am getting seriously worried about you, you've either been smitten big time - or you scared witless of the powers of your S.O.
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Honestly I feel that a lot of women don't pay attention to where their breasts are
I can assure you i know where mine are at all times, what they are doing however - well true I have to admit I really don't keep an eye on 24 'em hours a day.
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But you would notice if your breasts were in someone's eye sockets right?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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what are u and merri going to do tonight.
Well, I work until 8pm. After that it's going to be a long exciting night of ... cleaning the house! Yeah... that's it. Muahahaha.
Tare, you know, you should get your teeth cleaned every week. Sure, that would be a good thing. Never can be too careful with your pearly whites. /grin
Next time you go in tell her, "you know, my eye sockets must be really uncomfortable. I could hold those in my hands for you?"
Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:44:57 2004 by Angua
I just feel that a good boyfriend should stay away from other woman's breasts. Is this wrong? It's not like I yelled at her and then ran into the bathroom to furiously scrub my arm to get rid of the alien boob molecules. I just felt uncomfortable with another woman's breasts on me and pulled my arm away.
Breasts are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way.
Queen Skeet
Breasts are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way.
Queen Skeet
Oh, I get it... "pebreastrians"...
Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:47:47 2004 by taredoru
Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:47:47 2004 by taredoru
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Queen Skeeter wrote:
I just feel that a good boyfriend should stay away from other woman's breasts. Is this wrong? It's not like I yelled at her and then ran into the bathroom to furiously scrub my arm to get rid of the alien boob molecules. I just felt uncomfortable with another woman's breasts on me and pulled my arm away.
Breasts are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way.
Breasts are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way.
dude im sorry but all i could think of while reading this was the crying game.
Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:47:25 2004 by Murth
Sorry Murth, you lost me. I've never seen the Crying Game. (Probably because I'm not gay) hehe.
Queen Skeet
Queen Skeet
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But you would notice if your breasts were in someone's eye sockets right?
Well i do get kinda distracted sometimes ...
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Breasts are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way
too right sunshine, too right - you're learning
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Dammit, I thought it was another teety pic thread.
Continue on with your conversations. I was not here.
Continue on with your conversations. I was not here.
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Skeeter i am getting seriously worried about you, you've either been smitten big time - or you scared witless of the powers of your S.O.
Wouldn't you be? I am very scary. Nah, Skeet's welcome to his boobie contact. I have a feeling I would be more understanding than he would if say, my *** happened to be touched by someone at my work.
Hehe, kinda reminds me of the time I was with a co-worker in the back room. Only this time, there were no dental instruments, and she knew EXACTLY where her boobs were -=)
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Wouldn't you be? I am very scary. Nah, Skeet's welcome to his boobie contact. I have a feeling I would be more understanding than he would if say, my *** happened to be touched by someone at my work
../choke
Speaks the rodent with "Hi eat me" scrawled across her ***
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Speaks the rodent with "Hi eat me" scrawled across her ***
Where? Dude, are you taking my AVATAR seriously? Perhaps it is time for a change.
Must be that there 'sarcasm'
Edited, Fri Jan 16 18:25:08 2004 by Atomicflea
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[sm]Must be that there 'sarcasm' [/sm]
thats the pigeon
now time to kill ...............
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I have a feeling I would be more understanding than he would if say, my *** happened to be touched by someone at my work.
Who touched your ***??? I'll kill him!
Queen Skeet
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