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All I can say is <Wow!> and I hope nobody gets close when it gets hungry!
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MSNBC is such fluff. They should rename it E!
That said, that python reminds me of the scene from the Indiana Jones movie. Raiders?
That said, that python reminds me of the scene from the Indiana Jones movie. Raiders?
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python that is almost 49 feet long and weighs nearly 990 pounds
This reporter is clearly afraid of committment.
I read about this about a week ago. I'm glad they finally got some footage of it, even if I can't seem to get the video to run.
Question: How, exactly, do you weigh a 49 foot snake? Sweet talk it on to a scale? Perhaps that's why it says "nearly".
Maybe the same way we weighed my friend's boobs once. Water displacement. You weigh the bucket, bucket with water, subtract, stick boob/python in, then weigh again...
I'm not exactly sure this is a smart move but ...
Why did your friend want her boobs weighed? Is this some sort of strange ritual?
Why did your friend want her boobs weighed? Is this some sort of strange ritual?
We were 15, she had just sprouted D's overnight, and her psycho mother was starting to tell her she was fat. This was our attempt to counteract her nuttiness with factual proof that her weight gain was all boob-related and really just an optical illusion. Turns out they were 12 lbs.
12 pounds of robustness is she cute?
Depends, she looks like Drew Barrymore (that's toeing the line for some guys), but is also married now.
At least she did not go to the dark side. :) J/K Does she spend money and bake pies too? Drew is cute, in a kid sister kind of way.
Granted, it's not as big as the anaconda in my pants, but it's a close second. And yeah, my snake scares nubile young women and old ladies alike. Not to mention mine's been in captivity for over twenty years. Those Indonesians got nothing on me.
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Gosh, I must be hungover. All of my sentences are seven words. Or less. I've turned into an idiot like the rest of you.
*Bzzzzzzzzskt-bzzzzzskt*
<the smell of circuits frying>
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