What are your New Year's Resolutions?
Mine are:
1. Go back to college in order to actually do something with my life that involves enough money to live and not hating my job.
2. Attitude adjustment. I'm just in a vile mood too much of the time, and even I'm sick of it.*
Not going to bother with the health angle. I've already started drinking water the majority of the time and I do enough "weight lifting" at work.
*This one might be impossible, being that I'm bi-polar and moodiness comes with the territory, but dammit I'm going to try.
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It was a rough year for me.Just gonna relax more and not sweat the small stuff
Hopefully no deaths in the family this year. Last year I had two. A better job is way up there, my current one is sucking the life right out of me.
New years Resolutions huh?
Lets see,
1. Get a better job. One that doesn't involve 3am shifts. ever.
2. Take over more of the world. Today, lichtenstein! Tomorrow the world!!!!!
3. Find girlfriend (anyone looking for a tax break hookup? I can fix computers AND cook!)
4. promote whirled peas
5. Stop the Violins
6. Be nicer to houseplants (long story)
7. all the other stuff I forgot.
Lets see,
1. Get a better job. One that doesn't involve 3am shifts. ever.
2. Take over more of the world. Today, lichtenstein! Tomorrow the world!!!!!
3. Find girlfriend (anyone looking for a tax break hookup? I can fix computers AND cook!)
4. promote whirled peas
5. Stop the Violins
6. Be nicer to houseplants (long story)
7. all the other stuff I forgot.
I haven't given much thought to resolutions, since I usually never keep them, but here are a few ideas...
Try and quit smoking. Again. Bah...
Start and actually keep a savings account
Be more active
Can't think of anymore right now, kinda tired. Oh yeah! Get more sleep.
Try and quit smoking. Again. Bah...
Start and actually keep a savings account
Be more active
Can't think of anymore right now, kinda tired. Oh yeah! Get more sleep.
1) Quit Smoking. (18 hours and counting down..)
2) Get my taxes/accounting in order.
3) Get a new house. (Either tearing this one down, and replacing it, or moving to a new one)
I'll be happy when I accomplish #1 this year. The rest is gravy.
2) Get my taxes/accounting in order.
3) Get a new house. (Either tearing this one down, and replacing it, or moving to a new one)
I'll be happy when I accomplish #1 this year. The rest is gravy.
--Illia
Fumus, draco magus incoluit mare.
Myrx - 70 Holy Priest, Myr - 70 Resto Shaman, Gryd - 70 Prot Warrior
Fumus, draco magus incoluit mare.
Myrx - 70 Holy Priest, Myr - 70 Resto Shaman, Gryd - 70 Prot Warrior
1. Quit smoking
2. Not get pissed when I fail #1
3. Quit smoking....again.
2. Not get pissed when I fail #1
3. Quit smoking....again.
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1. Fix up the house.
2. Laugh at the company I use to work for when it folds.
3. Pick up our daughter from China.
4. Get in better shape.
Illia and Smash, in regards to giving up nicotine here's a nice trick that worked for me. First I got strep throat and was so deathly ill that I didn't have the energy to reach over for my fix. After I got better a week later the though of having a sore throat due to nicotine made me ill just thinking about it. Before I knew it a month had gone by and the urges had subsided enough so that I only wanted to mildly strangle people instead of outright kill them. Granted strep throat isn't fun but it werked fer mi.
2. Laugh at the company I use to work for when it folds.
3. Pick up our daughter from China.
4. Get in better shape.
Illia and Smash, in regards to giving up nicotine here's a nice trick that worked for me. First I got strep throat and was so deathly ill that I didn't have the energy to reach over for my fix. After I got better a week later the though of having a sore throat due to nicotine made me ill just thinking about it. Before I knew it a month had gone by and the urges had subsided enough so that I only wanted to mildly strangle people instead of outright kill them. Granted strep throat isn't fun but it werked fer mi.
Come over and cough on me then? I'm really not sure how I go about getting Strep Throat, but I'll keep "nasty annoying disease" under consideration for my bag of tricks.
--Illia
Fumus, draco magus incoluit mare.
Myrx - 70 Holy Priest, Myr - 70 Resto Shaman, Gryd - 70 Prot Warrior
Fumus, draco magus incoluit mare.
Myrx - 70 Holy Priest, Myr - 70 Resto Shaman, Gryd - 70 Prot Warrior
I quit for two days once when I had a severe repitory infection.
Boy, that first smoke on the third day though... was worth the small amount of blood I coughed up shortly after.
Boy, that first smoke on the third day though... was worth the small amount of blood I coughed up shortly after.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
My goals are as follows,
...wait this thread sounds familiar. Didn't we do this already?
I'd like to steal one, though...
2. Laugh at the company I use to work for when it folds.
I've been predicting the downfall of the old biz for the past four years. And with the proliferation of cablemodem access, it looks to be not far off now!
...wait this thread sounds familiar. Didn't we do this already?
I'd like to steal one, though...
2. Laugh at the company I use to work for when it folds.
I've been predicting the downfall of the old biz for the past four years. And with the proliferation of cablemodem access, it looks to be not far off now!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
New Years Resolutions:
1) Finish the Nursery.
2) Find a new job.
3) Start writing again.
4) Steal the laugh at old company one.
As to the smoking thing, my wife and I used to smoke like chimneys. She quit after 10 days in the ICU. I quit to be supportive. I cheated though. I now chew like a fiend. :)
GL with them all, you all.
1) Finish the Nursery.
2) Find a new job.
3) Start writing again.
4) Steal the laugh at old company one.
As to the smoking thing, my wife and I used to smoke like chimneys. She quit after 10 days in the ICU. I quit to be supportive. I cheated though. I now chew like a fiend. :)
GL with them all, you all.
1. World peace even if I have to start a war to get it.
2. Find the allusive WMD (Woman of My Dreams ;) ).
3. Win the big race, I hope my opponent isn't very popular.
4. Give lots of my money to my friends, to make sure I have a job when this one ends.
2. Find the allusive WMD (Woman of My Dreams ;) ).
3. Win the big race, I hope my opponent isn't very popular.
4. Give lots of my money to my friends, to make sure I have a job when this one ends.
Kinda hard one for me
1. don't smoke
2. don't drink enough for it to be a problem <yeah i know all the drunks say that 8op >
3. already found a woman of my dreams <she liked EQ so much i had to by a second PC hence i married her.>
so i think with the baby on the way any day now i think it will have to be.....
GET SOME SLEEP AT SOME POINT
1. don't smoke
2. don't drink enough for it to be a problem <yeah i know all the drunks say that 8op >
3. already found a woman of my dreams <she liked EQ so much i had to by a second PC hence i married her.>
so i think with the baby on the way any day now i think it will have to be.....
GET SOME SLEEP AT SOME POINT
I managed to quit smoking for exactly 25 minutes.
Better luck next time, I guess.
Moreover: it is now officially forbidden to smoke at work in Holland.
Rack -9 degrees Celcius and standing outside with your colleagues.
Edited, Fri Jan 2 13:17:13 2004 by Goalkeeper
Better luck next time, I guess.
Moreover: it is now officially forbidden to smoke at work in Holland.
Rack -9 degrees Celcius and standing outside with your colleagues.
Edited, Fri Jan 2 13:17:13 2004 by Goalkeeper
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Believe I'll have to go with the same one from last year and try and procrastinate less. Kinda self defeating when I put off trying too much, yeah?
Already broke #6. But the !@#$%^& ficus was in the way!!! I have no problem with them if they are outside, but as soon as I trip over them, it's all over...
Now about #3...
Now about #3...
Kao, do you live alone? Just curious cause last time I checked house plants couldn't move by themselves. Give your poor leafy brothers a break and don't kick them just because you put them in a walk-way!
Just saying. ;)
On a side note, I had a friend with a Dalmation that used to have some sort of weird sexual relationship with her ficus tree. It was a female dog, and would walk VERY slowly under the branches so they were just barely touching its back. This would go on for about 20 minutes. It was ... disturbing.
Just saying. ;)
On a side note, I had a friend with a Dalmation that used to have some sort of weird sexual relationship with her ficus tree. It was a female dog, and would walk VERY slowly under the branches so they were just barely touching its back. This would go on for about 20 minutes. It was ... disturbing.
Yes, I do currently reside alone, but I think the plants are walking on their roots. That or my unusually large feet could be to blame for snagging the pots all the time. Very good for squishing the odd spider though.
That dalmation scares me now.
That dalmation scares me now.
Something I just realized and is even more scary is the dog's name was Dede. I wonder if her last name was Nickerson?
Was the plant's name Smasharoo?
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