I put up the following thought for the day: "Since Taunting
basically relies upon insulting and enraging your foe, it brings to mind
one question ... What can you possibly say that would insult an orc?"
LOL. Little did I realize how many responses I would get to this
largely rhetorical question. Many are pretty funny. Thus, I
decdided to list them here for everyone to read.
Your eye shadow is just the most beautiful shade of blue, is it Revlon
Wow, your breath smells like the freshest flowers in the plains of Karana.
Conquest? You cant even send a runner to Neriak successfully!
Your mother was a hampster and you father smelt of elderberries.
Your mama wears High Elf underwear
Your moma is a goblin
You look like an Elf
I could out drink you
HAHA! I am an elf and I am tougher than you!
You hit like a Bixie!
Your mother was an angel and your father worked for Greenpeace
My, my, don't you look lovely today
Boy, what is that sweet fragrance you are wearing.
I've seen bigger muscles on a Dwarf!
Your sister sleeps with Elves!
The truth, you can't handle the truth!!! hehe
It's Orcs like you that have ruined your lands, you will not ruin mine!
Barbarians wear kilts, Orcs wear skirts!
Humans have greener skin than you!
I can rape, pilfer, and slaughter better than any Orc can!
No one ever trains Orcs to the zone!
Your mother was an elf
Your momma Ho's for Goblins
What's that smell? Have you been dating pixie's again?
I needed a light workout...Emperor (with an amused chuckle) Crush said
you were a wuss.
No seriously (while laughing) is there anyone here who knows how to
fight?
Your oracle is a goblin!
The deathfist clan is better than you!! (or crushbone if taunting deathfist
orcs)
LOL your using an orc pawn pick, newbie
Is that your face or are you growing mino axes out of your ears?
You hit like an elf
Not much under that skirt of yours
Your father eats halfling toe cheese
Your mother prefers the company of miontaurs
The tuffest being in crushbone is a sissy dark elf
Goblins have 3 dungeons, you got one puny castle
Its so easy to kill orcs, I musta killed over 1000 of you losers
I heard orcs were just inbread trolls
What shall I do with all these scalps? Oh, I seem to be out of toilet
paper
I hate to break this to you, but no one notices when you die.