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How to Taunt an Orc

I put up the following thought for the day:  "Since Taunting basically relies upon insulting and enraging your foe, it brings to mind one question ... What can you possibly say that would insult an orc?"  LOL.  Little did I realize how many responses I would get to this largely rhetorical question.  Many are pretty funny.  Thus, I decdided to list them here for everyone to read.
 

  • Your eye shadow is just the most beautiful shade of blue, is it Revlon
  • Wow, your breath smells like the freshest flowers in the plains of Karana.
  • Conquest?  You cant even send a runner to Neriak successfully!
  • Your mother was a hampster and you father smelt of elderberries.
  • Your mama wears High Elf underwear
  • Your moma is a goblin
  • You look like an Elf
  • I could out drink you
  • HAHA! I am an elf and I am tougher than you!
  • You hit like a Bixie!
  • Your mother was an angel and your father worked for Greenpeace
  • My, my, don't you look lovely today
  • Boy, what is that sweet fragrance you are wearing.
  • I've seen bigger muscles on a Dwarf!
  • Your sister sleeps with Elves!
  • The truth, you can't handle the truth!!! hehe
  • It's Orcs like you that have ruined your lands, you will not ruin mine!
  • Barbarians wear kilts, Orcs wear skirts!
  • Humans have greener skin than you!
  • I can rape, pilfer, and slaughter better than any Orc can!
  • No one ever trains Orcs to the zone!
  • Your mother was an elf
  • Your momma Ho's for Goblins
  • What's that smell? Have you been dating pixie's again?
  • I needed a light workout...Emperor (with an amused chuckle) Crush said you were a wuss.
  • No seriously (while laughing) is there anyone here who knows how to fight?
  • Your oracle is a goblin!
  • The deathfist clan is better than you!! (or crushbone if taunting deathfist orcs)
  • LOL your using an orc pawn pick, newbie
  • Is that your face or are you growing mino axes out of your ears?
  • You hit like an elf
  • Not much under that skirt of yours
  • Your father eats halfling toe cheese
  • Your mother prefers the company of miontaurs
  • The tuffest being in crushbone is a sissy dark elf
  • Goblins have 3 dungeons, you got one puny castle
  • Its so easy to kill orcs, I musta killed over 1000 of you losers
  • I heard orcs were just inbread trolls
  • What shall I do with all these scalps? Oh, I seem to be out of toilet paper
  • I hate to break this to you, but no one notices when you die.