The Troll

race logoThe Troll starts off in Grobb and starts hunting in Innothule Swamp. Trolls are considered an evil race and are killed on sight in the good cities of Norrath. What is the best strategy for playing an Troll? What zones and cities should you take him to and which ones should you avoid? Which factions should you work on improving, and which factions should you be wary of decreasing? How can you safely play your Troll in the good areas? What are the best quests for the beginning Troll? Where are the best shops? How should you role play your Troll?

Post your strategies on how to best play a Troll, and read, rate and comment on those posted by others.
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If you like (Or are a) Troll(s)...
# Sep 15 2002 at 9:10 PM Rating: Good
Then you'll love this:
http://www.guildvision.org/movies/Trolls.wmv

It was a race on the Tunare server of the guild Vision. They each were PvP, And had a name of [Inserttrollishnamehere]foo. The race was from Grobb Entrance in Inn. Swamp to Neriak Zone in Netuklos. The winner won a 10 charge gate potion to any location he wanted. VERY FUNNY! Guarenteed laugh.

Umm.... iz gud muvy.


Edited, Sun Sep 15 22:13:16 2002
RE: If you like (Or are a) Troll(s)...
# Mar 07 2003 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
LOL! Oh, that was great! Bounce those buns, LOL! Oh... I need to have my guild do something like that, lol

Thanks for sharing that! =D
RE: If you like (Or are a) Troll(s)...
# Mar 02 2003 at 6:23 AM Rating: Decent
/laugh Ohh that video is great. Love the dancing Trolls at the end of the video
RE: If you like (Or are a) Troll(s)...
# Mar 01 2003 at 5:54 AM Rating: Decent
Lol i love that video, but how did you do it? and how long!!!!
RE: If you like (Or are a) Troll(s)...
# Dec 09 2002 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
I like the video. How did they do it though is what i want to know? if anyoen would please let me know send an e-mail to metallicarockz@rock.com explaining. dont post it cus ill forget where i posted =P thanks all and watch the videa if you havnt seen it
Gulld
# Sep 04 2002 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
Ok meez haz leeked all ober day norrath and meez no fidin a trool guild...on Cazic thuel dere NO troll /ogga only guilds....meez pizzed uff. meez iz a 16 trollie BL and meez luv's mie pet Cayman..Pusbag the mightyt how da name o INNORUK am i gonna git a guild?????
Weapons + poison/sickness spells
# Aug 21 2002 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Fine steel is expensive.(60+pp) Very, from a vendor. I just wanted to help other Troll shamans and stuff. You can get a regular named weapon for MUCH less if you have the cash. Like a "spear" not rusty, not magic... but not BAD either... is like 14 pp.

regular decent weapons -------->

near shaman guild - Zumzal
Near warriors - Kagbkek
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Also, about level 25 and up things drop fine steel. Go out to Feerot (who cares if you die under 10) and see if someone left some fine steel on the ground or will give you one, or even offter to pay MUCH less, like 4pp for one (thats as much as they will get from a vendor anyways) So you save them a run to a vendor, and you get a weapon MUCH cheaper by cutting out the middle man vendor.

SPELLS

I see a lot of people asking about

- SICKEN - keeps mob from regerating especially at low level.
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- TAINTED BREATH - A Dammage over time spell.

DO NOT RUN TO HALLAS for these Go to the HAND in innothule swamp, nearest to the SRO zone.

THE HAND : SHAMAN SPELL VENDOR :
-[ 1195.00 545.00 15.00 ]-

That guy STARsomehting he sells these spells. And hes nice so you dont have to run back into town.

!!! Also, I was using my buffs and my self buffs make me about 1-2 levels beter then my real level. And some will argue getting SOW is important to get. That goes without saying, but try to get ALL your spells. and I totally underestimated TAINTED BREATH. its AWESOME. SOW and your DOTS are CRITICAL for a shaman. It makes a HUGE difference between a tough deep blue and CAKE... took an alligator down to half health with a dot and 3 swings from a fine steel spear. !!!

Edited, Wed Aug 21 20:49:53 2002
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TROLL SHAMAN gets the shaft
# Aug 17 2002 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Im pretty concerned playing a Troll. I am now level 11 tonight. I LOVE playing such a roll playable character. Also one of the LEAST played... seems everyone is a barbarian, cat person or maybe an ogre.

My concern is why are ALL the quests such a freaking maze of facion. The ONLY decent quests I have done that there conducive to both level AND worth xp/time/money - risk VS reward... have been with the TROLL BEASTMASTER

and im not a BEASTMASTER. I am a freaking SHAMAN. WHERE?!?!?! Are our quests? WHERE? I feel like a foster child in my own home. On top of all that there is no level 5-10ish Noobie armor for us. (which blows btw)

On a posative note... The froglock blood quest, given by the beastloard troll is SUPER HIGH XP. I was level 10, turned in 3 and hit 11. 3 bloods for a full yellow at level 10 (after xp boost ends) is very nice. It was dooable at level 6 or so. It was MAD xp. As a matter of fact ALL the quests he gives are nice. Even the gator teeth one. AND the tadpole hides. I feel like a foster child.
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RE: TROLL SHAMAN gets the shaft
# Mar 07 2003 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
The only good quest for the Troll Shaman I've seen is the Orc Deathfist Slashed Belt for Kaglari.
Pusbag
# Jul 22 2002 at 12:16 AM Rating: Decent
Hail King! if you are still playing this game, I am ready to pledge my loyalty to you, and only you, I am on the Zebuxoruk Server, and I can help you achieve your ends there, if you choose to bestow me with this great honour.
/salute
RE: Pusbag
# Oct 24 2002 at 12:48 PM Rating: Default
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/em looks around for Pusbag,cant understand how something that big and ugly could hide so well, wonders if Pusbag got scared because he heard Fiddo's old Pusbag Troll rug was worn out and he was looking for another one. shakes head, tracking skill must be on the blink again, time for overhaul.
RE: Pusbag
# May 15 2003 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Heh and bah. Bah and heh.

I am alive and well, as much as that pains my enemies. After a long, deep and dreamless slumber in the bosom of Innoruuk I awoke to discover the Crown Jewel of the Trollen Empire, Grobb, has been defiled and desecrated by amphibious vermin who litter the streets with their vile and soft spawn.

The gods have seen fit to reincarnate me in the form of a Warrior in the service of Rallos Zek on the Fironia Vie server. While my name and goals remain the same, I have lost my shamanistic arts and gained a fierce and frightening skill in all manner of keenly edged blades.

My court jester, Fiddo, would quake and void himself in a diaper wetting spasm were he to meet me face-to-face today. My wild and savage visage would root him to the spot as my Fleshripper cleaved his sorry head from his worthless body, har har. It has not escaped my attention that he has grown bold in my absence, eager to make fun and heckle my green skinned brothers and sisters.

Well. This is soon to come to an end since talking food disturbs my mealtime. The last sound he will make is a highpitched elfen girlish scream as I rip his entrails out and feast on his offal.

Quiver in fear, all you who cross my path, because I am BACK.

The Reincarnated Pusbag Infection
make money
# Jun 24 2002 at 12:45 AM Rating: Default
I wan't to created a troll shaman on FV server. I want to know some ways to make money for young shaman roaming the swamp since, you can't twink with only one character allowed on the server.
RE: make money
# Dec 09 2002 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
Also if you get "SPIDERLING" not "spider" silks, don't, i repeat DO NOT sell to a vendor, keep them. Id say try to get at least 4 or 5 stacks more if your patient enough cus people buying them like to buy in bulk. Then get a ride to bazaar. People buy for 2-5pp PER SILK!!!. with one stack thats 40-100pp. and you can do this in a hurry if you get to about level 5 or so and can hunt the spiderlings non stop. very good way to get money. Done it with my Darkelf SK on FV and people say im a twink HAH ... HOW? is what id like to know, do they think i can twink on FV. GL and good riddens. ALSO. first thign to do is save up and get backpacks or large bags and loot EVERY stackable item you can. when you level and go to train. sell. bone chips sell for 1 silver ad about 1-9 copper. snake skins rat ears etc sell for 9copper yet drop alot more often. so 2 of them = 1 silv 8 cp so a stack is alot more so get bags, and LOOT LOOT LOOT. i made over 30pp by level 4 in WFP newbie area thsi way. get pretty good items just by killing stuff you have to anyways if you loot everything.

Edited, Thu Dec 12 01:24:46 2002
RE: make money
# Sep 03 2002 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Kilz dems Rats. Dey drop tails dat can be sold fer 1-2pp dependin on CHA. Also, kilz dems Skellies. Turn in 4 to Hulkulk in SK guild. He gib yaz a 2hs. Sell it fer GP, instead of sp for demz 4 bones. Or keep bones an maybe SK or Necro wander in swamp. sell stack fer 5pp or so. Den, yaz kin kilz da Frogloks, an sumtimes dey dropped armor, an once yer decked out, sel da res. An, once Shaman gits SOW, derz lotz dat wilz donate fer a SOW.

Kazran
Conquerer of Wurldz
Building High Pass Hold Faction
# Jun 03 2002 at 5:11 PM Rating: Default
Could somebody give me a straight answer as to how many Gnolls and Orcs I'll have to throttle before the High Pass Citizens and Guards won't try killing me? I started out at level 16 and just DINGed 18 and Captain Corben *still* scowls at me. It's not like I'm trying to date his daughter. I just wanna run through without getting attacked.

Edmundon
lvl 18 Sk
Terris Thule
Not Evil, just misunderstood
RE: Building High Pass Hold Faction
# Mar 07 2003 at 10:35 PM Rating: Decent
It took this one Troll SK 500 Blackburrow gnolls to get the Qeynosian guards to Dubious. You're gonna probably end up doing that much to get them to be dubious.

After that...For highpass, the easiest quest for those guys is the Shipment quest from the Rogues in Qeynos... but, if they glower at you dubiously, you are going to end up wasting a few scores of plat to Raz the Rat Misk in Southern Qeynos to build that up... I wouldn't suggest the Hurrietta's tunic quest, not at Dubious, though it is a good faction builder as well.

Edited, Sat Mar 8 02:07:29 2003
RE: Building High Pass Hold Faction
# Aug 30 2002 at 7:39 AM Rating: Default
My troll SK leveled from 15-19 in groups in high pass. Then from 19-21 solo on the gnoll side. At about lvl 20 I stopped being KOS to the keep residents and I am now able to use the bank and sell in the keep. I did make the mistake of killing the volunteer a couple times. Which means my faction isn't quite as good with the guards as it is with the rest of the keep citizens. I'm not KOS to them anymore but I can't hand in scalps either.

Wormrot
Troll shadowknight
32 seasons
RE: Building High Pass Hold Faction
# Jun 06 2002 at 5:46 PM Rating: Default
I can't comment on HHP in specific, but my troll SK (Ggyyx on Saryrn) just spent 3 levels doing a slaughter fest in Crushbone to raise faction in GFay. I've killed TONS of centurions plus a raid through the castle and several trainers. In that time I have gone from "ready to attack" with the Kelwithe guards to "threateningly".

Methinks you have much more killin to do my friend.

Edited, Thu Jun 6 18:41:21 2002
RE: Building High Pass Hold Faction
# Dec 04 2002 at 6:07 PM Rating: Decent
You mite also find you have gone from apprehensivce to dubious or maybe even threatiningly with neriak guards since the Dark elves and the orcs are in cahoots against us trollies. Damn dark elves I dont carez if they are Eeeewil dey still elves and dey still tasty to eatz

Edited, Wed Dec 4 17:46:40 2002
Troll
# May 21 2002 at 5:50 PM Rating: Default
Ermm... Beein a troll... dats cool.. Lvl 7 Shadow Knight
I hate them.....
# May 18 2002 at 1:56 PM Rating: Default
Don't get me wrong some times it's nice being an evil race so you don't have to worry about killing things for faction...But lets face it being KOS sucks my lvl 27sk has died about 50 times from being KOS to about a billion things...I have tried getting my faction up but it take to long and ever time I try I end up seeing a human npc that I can kill and wonder what he drops, and helping kill Slate didn't help either. Right now I can barely even go anywhere without being killed! The DE hate me and so do the Ogres and my own guards are Dub to me! WTF! Why are trolls such a ***** to lvl! I hate them! But it's to much fun being evil even if it's the most frustrating thing on the planet plus it's hard to find a partner who will hunt human NPC's with me,

BTW the citizens at HHP are great exp but the guards give crap!
Tips
# May 10 2002 at 10:46 PM Rating: Default
Can anyone give me tips on how to play a Troll SK.
Mabe you most honorable Pusbag would have any tips or supplies to bash the lighties good
RE: Tips
# Mar 07 2003 at 10:25 PM Rating: Decent
Accumulate a lot of cash. Now. That's the biggest amount of advice I can give you. Since you don't have any armor quests (That I know of beside's Hukulk's Helmet) you'll want to buy yourself armor or build up your blacksmithing to the point that you can.

I know it's not good hunting in Nektulos right now, but go for mostly Shadow wolves. You can give 2 wolf meats to this female troll... Wistra or something? Can't remember the name, but you'll get EXP AND a Large Bag. Good for holding more stuff for more money, no?

And when you get your magic spells, be sparing with the spells until you grab Meditate at Level 12. Concentrate mostly on Melee. Also, save your training points, you'll never know when you'll need those.

That's all the advice I can give. Have fun.

BTW You can find this female troll fairly easily when you go into the building at the far end of the Ogre/Troll slums in Neriak Foreign Quarter. If you don't know where that is, you go up the way to there, turn left a bit, and at the farthest end should be the door to the displaced trolls.





Those Dwarf Pickles sure are good...

Edited, Fri Mar 7 22:28:19 2003
Don't get it
# Apr 22 2002 at 9:07 PM Rating: Decent
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# Jan 18 2003 at 1:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Id have to say you have to worry MORE about what you kill as an evil race actually.
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Da Beastlord is back
# Apr 09 2002 at 8:59 AM Rating: Default
GRAAAAAAHH!!
I iz a slaver (wot u lot call beastking fings) and i be gettin a lotta bad cred cuz ovva trolls sez i iz nise to me 'warder'. Who sez we like ar slaves? I get im, i make im kill stuf wen i iz tyred. He iz almost ded then i eets him meself! Gator meet iz nice, espae.... espek... especillll... most of all wen it been frozen then heeted den zapped wiv bolts of lightning and i dun 'ave to give im food eever cuz wen e's ungry i just eet im and get anovver wun.

All yu uvver bruvvers can just shut yer gobs cuz i'll eet ya too if i get me ands on yoo!

Even do ya fink i iz a softie, i acccck.... akkknow... acknollee.... know u iz king Pussbag. So hail.

BUT ENUFF WIV DA BAD STUF!

Ugrab Fleshchukka
Slaver of Morell Thule
T.A.N.
# Mar 24 2002 at 10:25 PM Rating: Default
I'm sure you all are asking yourselfs tan? Trolls do need tans but the tan is not of happy sunny times tanning yourself it's about the evil ready to be released across Norrath. Trolls Across Norrath. I'm starting to create a guild that would exclude all other races that are not ready to except we will take over Norrath. One day in the great future of the trolls it will be ours. Not one person can stop us. The only reason you fear us is our extreme power over all. The evil within will be brought out. The swamp is only a nuturing place for this evil. Trolls will dominate all. Trolls Across Norrath unite and take no PRISONERS!!!
hail all
# Mar 18 2002 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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When I was born, I took to the swamps, hopeful of a bright future. Killing small froglocks and feasting on their remains made me powerful – soon, the kobolds and adult froglocks too were no match. Yet the going was rough… no friends to help out a young warrior in the swamps… tales from the faraway lands of humans and elves spoke of wealth beyond belief for young warriors, with many generous kin who were more than willing to help a novice grow stronger.

I was limited by the intolerance of others; the ogre hordes coming into our hunting grounds, yet offering nothing in return. Moreover, the deserts to the north still prove a formidable obstacle to my wanderlust. But I practice… killing, and as the bile rises from within, so my hatred for others increases everyday. There have been some generous trolls who come through Grobb on their way to another place, leaving behind a weapon or a piece of bronze armor, so that I too may someday leave the swamp to slay our foes.

I now longer look for a bright future, but instead strive to be the most powerful force of evil on Norrath… a pursuit that becomes more pleasurable with each corpse that collapses at my feet. I may not be rich or well equipped, but Innoruuk has blessed me with the most precious gift of all – the secure knowledge that one day, hate will govern all, and the weak shall perish from this planet (or end up in a yummy stew).

I have but one question for the great, wise knights of evil who have traveled the lands… where else may I train without earning the contempt of other dark warriors? I hear that the Indigo Brotherhood does not take kindly to trolls, but do the puny humans also fear my power? I have no desire to deal with the inferior races other than to exploit their weak guilds so I may grow stronger. I wish to travel beyond the swamps so I can develop a taste for the flesh of others. Please advise.

I look forward to the day when I can roam across the wastelands of my enemies as they cower in fear.

Dethtuall
troll shadowknight from the 7th level of hell
/em Dethtuall bitterly prays to Innoruuk for even MORE hatred
RE: hail all
# Dec 04 2002 at 7:36 PM Rating: Decent
both qeynos and freeport have secret evil guilds in the tunnels below the cities that can be accessed by da trolls and all thogh i dont believe there is beastlord or shaman guilds in either of those cities. Echo caverns next door to Shadowhaven on the moon also has a large shopping/bank/guild area hidden in it that is devoted to those of less than pure intentions. It is true that the indigo brotherhhod don't like da troll sk and you be kos there to begin with and the faction climb is a hefty one you also be KOS to the Ogre SKs the "greenbluds". You can faction climb your way into these guilds but i dont think you need to really. if you close to oggok you close to home so go dair dey like you. If you close to Neriak go to freeport sk guild they not like you but dey not KOS you eider. And of courese there is evil trainers for almost all classes in da evil outpost in Overthere..

Just a further note on Freeport Evil guilds. There are tunnels under the city that give access to bothe east and north freeport. I have used these tunnels to hunt paladins of truth and to hunt freeport militia If you are a KOS class/race in Freeport or Queynos learn to use the tunnels under the cities they very very useful.
Trolls got Innothule..they're good
# Mar 02 2002 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent
Trolls have the entire innothule swamp at their disposal right from the start, which is a major advantage. There are froglok tads and kobolds to fight as newbs, then varying stages of frogloks, plus mummies and zombies as you move up. Trolls are an excellent race.
Trolls.
# Feb 21 2002 at 10:50 AM Rating: Default

"My My My"......
Peztilence walks among you, arms behind back, Looking digusted at the growing rabble and babble.

"It would appear You GREEN Skins are becoming, some what, disfunctional"

Peztilence takes point at the front of the crowd.

" You all battle each other, The Lizards, Green Skins, Inkies and you Fat and ever stupid Ogres.
But come on. This is why us Humans rule, and allow me to rule....for you. I, as much as yourselves HATE the small folk. Dwarves, Halfling, Gnomes. And Elven Folk Disgust me. Erudites ? Knowledge ! HAHAHA what would that be...without the Power to back it, Whats the good of your large foreheads ? other than to bounce off my Shield ?! And now the ***** people enter the Arena "

Peztilence frowns.

" Let ME do the Thinking and Planning around here. You OATHS do the Killing, as you was MADE to do. Sure you Inkies are SMART. But where is your guidance. You are becoming lesser Erudites. How I laugh at your wasted potention. a POTENTION WE CAN USE "

Peztilence Smiles

"Join me. My LEGION. we can Strike Hard at the GOOD people of Norrath"

Peztilence Laughs

" Like a...Plague "
" We do not need to claim this land or that. We will Devide and conquer. We will go to war and WIN. and NOTHING WILL BE LEFT. NOT EVEN THE ROCKS TO BUILD HOUSE, WOODS TO MAKE BOWS. A barren...open plain...of Freedom.

Peztilence takes leave upon a Huge Dark form, that resemble a horse.

" Now my.....friends. Gather your people. Tell them ALL that our time has come. Norrath, will now and forever be Plagued...by our Brood"

Peztilence
lvl 60 Human Shadow Knight.

RE: Trolls.
# Jun 18 2002 at 1:35 AM Rating: Default
Who, exactly, do you think you are calling supid?

"You OATHS do the killing..." For starters, I've never heard of an oath going out and killing people. Maybe I'm wrong, could be I just don't get out much.

"I laugh at your wasted potention..." Riiiight. Potention, is that even a word? If it is, I've certainly never seen it wasted before, and I would love to hear you explain exactly how you were planning on using it.

Yup, You're a bright one. A real first class choice for leader of the world. And you tell us that trolls are stupid.

I scoff in your face, blower of hot wind. There is only one king and overlord around here, and that is the great Emporer Pusbag. Grovel to him and beg for his forgiveness oh prattling worm. You are no more than swamp grime beneath his mighty feet.
RE: Trolls.
# Mar 12 2002 at 10:32 AM Rating: Default
Hmmm.... Why is it that trolls call Ogres stupid. Especially since Ogres have higher natural int then trolls do....Doesnt make much sense to me.

Orcriist Gobliincleaver
35 Gnome Warrior
The Rathe
RE: Trolls.
# May 20 2002 at 11:29 AM Rating: Default
He's a human, not a Troll. Thought Gnomes were clever! ;)
Mity King
# Feb 15 2002 at 8:31 AM Rating: Default
All Hail Mity King Pussbagz return. I tol all dez infadelz dat u no leave uz. Gruubz salute and take on mission: tu kill Totem. Aye my King. I hear and obey. Gruubz went tu bridge to cut up Totem and stik head on pole fer yu wall, but wiley he turn out tu be...look like he had help gettin loose from bridge. He was no der, just the rope dat held him. Gruubz now very experienced hunter 44 seasons on em(all tu honer me King). So me smell and got scent o Totem in me brainz. Me now on his trail.......he will not live long my King, and his death will be painful an slo. MUHAHAHAHAHAAA. Run Totem, whist uz have ur legs.
/bow
/kneel
/salute

Gruubz 44 Troll Warrior
Sorry Pusbug
# Jan 12 2002 at 12:18 PM Rating: Default
OOC:Hi! Pusbag its me Tugok.I'm under a different name becuase I lost Tugoks Password. I'm sorry I havent been in touch. I havent played EQ for 3 months but now i'm back! I saw you post Wanted:Loyal Subjects to Rule Over Norrath and post a post in answer to your post. Check it out.

Hail, King/High Priest Of The Trolls, Lord Pusbag
I have excepted you offer below {See:Wanted Loyal Subjects To Rule Over Norrath}.
Before I took my 3 month vacation from EQ I wanted to start a character on the RP server, Fironi Vie, {or something like that} but now i'm back in EQ and would like to start a character on it since I left the guild I was organizing fell apart. The server came up during my absence so I didnt get to start a character on the first day it can you like I wonted to. Anyway here is want this post is about Why dont the trolls start a guild on the RP server. You, me, Duke Zonag, and other faithful servents {we need at least 10} and we could set up a time and all get together and make a guild on the RP server, and rule the server.

Just some thoughts I would like for you to consider my liege. I would really like to RP with you my liege I think the RP server is the best place to do that.

PS. I sent this by one of my underlings who are helping me lay the plans of the destruction of NF if he dosent make the journey in good time tell me I will punish him.

You Liege,{still thing of a name for the troll i'm about to start}
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# Feb 13 2002 at 10:26 PM Rating: Default
Man is just me or do Trolls look Freakn sweet with SoL out? i use to not like how they looked but i saw one when i got on and DAMB they were looked sweet as crud!!!! and tugok you can get back your old name if you really want it. If you look in your account and go into Forgot password then you can get your old account back. Oh yeah allmost forgot all of those Elves look really weak if they are armor on cause they look realy freakn skinny.
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# Jan 12 2002 at 4:12 PM Rating: Default
OOC:Its me Tugok again I just wanted to say maybe we could start a guild on a PvP server so we could really kill lighties!!
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# Jan 18 2002 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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/OOC on

Have you tried out DAoC yet? I'm over there these days checking it out-- it's kinda like EQ, but with some changes that a lot of people have wanted. Not bad, but I miss all my friends on Evercrack. One of these days though, I may take it back up when I get a hankerin' to smoosh some heads in...
:)

/OOC off
--Pusbag Infection
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# Jan 21 2002 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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Ugh, DAoC is a pathetic attempt at Everquest with the poorly planned and executed twist of Realm Vs Realm. Stay with Everquest!
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# Jan 31 2002 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
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Heheh.
I'm using my free month right now, but you are right about the RvR part.

Pusbag Infection
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# Mar 12 2002 at 10:38 AM Rating: Default
Pusbag i tried out DAoC aswell and the game just aint fun. Like Ursala said it is a pathetic copy of EQ which the game isnt even fun until you can RvR so whats the point of a game thats not fun until ur lvl 30+?

Orcriist Gobliincleaver
35 Gnome Warrior
The Rathe
RE: Sorry Pusbug
# May 30 2002 at 8:48 AM Rating: Default
Ummm. After enough newbie characters, EQ isn't fun until level 30 either :) At least that's what I think. I hate running through basically the same zones with every new character for 30 levels.
Hail, King of the Trolls!
# Jan 02 2002 at 5:21 PM Rating: Excellent
It has caused me a great deal of anger to read some of these posts, particularly the one below asking if Odus is "taken." As Arbitrator of the High Council of Odus, I regret to inform you and your race that Odus is, indeed, "taken" by my people, the Erudites.
In all my long years on Odus, I have seen ONE Troll there. I do not know how many Erudites he had seen, but I was the last one, if you catch my meaning. No, I retract that. He never knew I was there.
I do not know by what name your world is called, but mine is Bristlebane. And if I ever see a Troll set foot on Odus, or come anywhere near an Erudite, or see an attempt at Trollish organization and a desire for a Trollish Empire, I will do everything in my power to put an end to it.

Sincerely,

Gallius Gatecaller
Twenty-sixth Conjurer of Erud
Registrant of the Bristlebane Wolf Pack
Squire to the Hall of Truth
Arbitrator of the High Council of Odus
RE: Hail, King of the Trolls!
# Apr 13 2002 at 9:03 AM Rating: Default
hey Gallius. Put a sock in it. A Troll could woop your puny **** any day. You Erudites act all high and mighty when you use the excuse of being "intellectual" instead of getting down and dirty. I think you are just afraid to get your skinny paws dirty

Antonius

Edited, Sat Apr 13 09:58:19 2002
RE: Hail, King of the Trolls!
# Jan 17 2002 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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Hrrrrr hrrrrr hrrrrrrrrrr.

The arrogance of the puppet-headed Erudites surfaces again. Do you not realize that regardless of the number of my minions you see or don't see in Odus that that paltry excuse for an island is mine? The fact that there is little to be desired on that Innoruuk-forsaken protrusion of rock in the midst of a vast ocean is reason enough for noone to visit, much less live. Does a farmer go inspect every inch of his property? No! He works those spaces which are most profitable and neglects those which are useful for nothing other than burn piles. So it is with Odus, you are my defacto carekeepers, whether you acknowledge it or not, but you serve me all the same.

Do not let your pride run wild lest I come to place it in check with my royal enchanted scepter upside your enlarged cranium, hmmmmm?

/glares meaningfully at Gallius.

--Pusbag Infection
RE: Hail, King of the Trolls!
# Jan 21 2002 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well spoken, most worthy King of Trolls. Nonetheless, Odus does serve as an easy, if out of the way, place for Us necromancers to gather a vast supply of bone chips. Other than that, however, it is quite worthless.
Server?
# Dec 31 2001 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
Hail Royal Pusbag... What Server do you roleplay on? I would like to make A troll shaman to join your council and sum tips on bein a shaman would be helpful when I join your council until then.

Bigtoe coming to serve the almighty Pusbag on his Server.
RE: Server?
# Dec 31 2001 at 8:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hahaha, Pusbag is on vacation for two weeks, so I don't think he'll be able to respond to you so quickly. If I'm not totally mistaken though, I think he plays on Druzzil?? Not positive, but you can check out his journal in the User Journal Sections and get all the info.
RE: Server?
# Jan 17 2002 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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It is true that I reign on Druzzil Ro in person, but my kingship extends to all servers in Norrath, including that of my enemy Icewind Novastorm's, Mithaniel Marr. For in truth, does not the spirit of Evil permeate each and everyone of us? Innoruuk guides us and desires that we carry out his battle orders to crush the will and backs of all who would oppose Him. This mandate is evident on each and every one of the servers in EQ's enormous world.

So I charge each of you to heed the call of our god, destroy the Light!

--Pusbag Infection

Edited, Thu Jan 17 12:14:59 2002
Me take care o dis
# Dec 28 2001 at 3:55 PM Rating: Default
Hail Mity King Pussbag..It me Sir Gruubz, yer personal assasin. Gruubz been killin hard sence u give da Gruubz Knithud. Gruubz now 26 Levels old and nobodez can stand up tu da Gruubz. Would King like Gruubz to take out imposter for uz? Gruubz loyalty tu da king is stronger dan even himzself. Me be glad take out dis rebel king. He no be able tu stand up tu Gruubz mity blowz. No onz shall dare enter da house of da true King! Face Gruubz and run like da cowerd uz are. U will be utterly defeted puny intruder! Hail the true King- Pussbag!

/bow
/salute
/kneel

Sir Gruubz da Mity Assasin
RE: Me take care o dis
# Jan 18 2002 at 9:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Gruubz,
Yes, indeed I do have a small task for you! There is a problem called Totem that needs taking care of-- he usurped my throne while being left in care of Grobb during my brief foray into the wilds for some hunting. He since has been deposed, but is running loose somewhere in the vicinity of Feerrot. The last he was heard from he was tied to the bottom of the bridge going into Feerrot.

You know the saying, "some men just need killing"? Well, Totem is one of those. But be careful, he's wiley.

Go. Kill. Totem.

--Pusbag Infection
Monsters is for killin..nuttin else
# Dec 25 2001 at 10:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok...ok.. I havent been back to Da Swamp since the moon was discovered.........Dey shulda just askd me. i seen it before, usually at night, But sum big brained wizzy claimed to have discovered it and now theies supposed to be a new class in da swamp..Da beastmasters. I has always been a beast master, cept that kobald wit a name we wont mention.. If i ever get back from Da Overdere ill see. If the new trolls are all keepin monsters as pets now instead of killin and lootin them it will be a sad day. maybe ill just get back on Da bloated belly and ... maybe ill just stay a while and wait for dat Kobald tho..bards is beasts too..
RE: Monsters is for killin..nuttin else
# Jan 18 2002 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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Hear! Hear!
/applauds
You, sir, have hit the nail right on the head! The fact remains that we are the true beastmasters. Always have been, always will be. There is not a creature that walks the face of Norrath that does not tremble when one of Innoruuk's chosen race treads nearby. Have we not all seen the cowering and groveling of our enemies when we arrive on the scene? Our foes-- dwarves, elves, kobolds, dragons, whatever --quiver in fear when they see the battle-enraged, bloodlust drunk Troll wade into the fray.

All hail the Trolls!

--Pusbag Infection
RE: Monsters is for killin..nuttin else
# Feb 14 2002 at 6:06 AM Rating: Default
?!
I thought that the Dark Elves were Innoruuk's chosen race?

Tiras Whiteleaf (Ranger)
Eyona (Enchantress)
Cleaning house
# Dec 17 2001 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
/roleplay as Ironhom Hammerforge, Dwarven Paladin.

/Ironhom sneaks into Pusbag's house while he is away marrying the lizard.

/Armed with garbage bags and disinfectant, Ironhom cleans every nook and cranny to a polished gleam.


Ironhom Hammerforge
Dwarven Paladin
Tallon Zek Server

RE: Cleaning house
# Dec 21 2001 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmmpht.
You mean my house. Pusbag is no more. All hail King Totem!

/strews filth and refuse all over the place to put it back the way it was.

Totem
RE: Cleaning house
# Dec 24 2001 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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Totem,
I am returning for my city. You'd best be gone by the time I get there, lest you find yourself in the same position as others who have failed me have found themselves:
endless days of pain and suffering mixed with semi-lucid rememberings of partial healings to draw out your torture are your fate when I get my claws in your skin.

Leave now, Grand Vizier, while you are able...

--Pusbag Infection

Edited, Mon Dec 24 16:13:55 2001
beastie boy
# Dec 13 2001 at 4:28 AM Rating: Default
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!! me am tinkin uv makin a TROLL beastie. me wunderin' if be there room in yer empire fer my kind. would like to make rivurvale into a gator spawning pool so dat udder beasties gots a place to swim wif deir enslaved gaters. uv course we would have to tear dem widdle halferz into mince so'z we kan make gater treats and ordurvz. but we be keepin dem brewin onez livin so'z dat dey make good beer fer us.
RE: beastie boy
# Dec 13 2001 at 4:30 AM Rating: Default
/ooc hehe, i'd also like to know what server you are doing this on. if FV server, well sorry, i cannot. already have a char there, and not giving it up. but if on another, well i would love to do it. :)
Information on Lighties
# Dec 01 2001 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
/ooc Mugali switches characters and logs on as Ironhom Hammerforge, Dwarven Paladin.

/roleplay

Hail Pusbag Inscription! Here is some information for you on the races of light, well, Dwarves in particular. Lights are everywhere, and, they are coming for you! I read your recent gibberish regarding Troll tongue necklaces. Who in their right mind would cut the tongue from a Troll, unless it turned to gold? Why, it might grow another Troll! Their brains start in their tongue, so why not?

So, Pusbag Infraction, I let you know I do not share the same neutrality as Judd Jaggedoak. Never will I make a truce with a Troll! Judd Jaggedoak is a fool of an Elf!

/ooc I know this is confusing but I play as several different characters, and well, you seem to hate dwarves. So have fun "barshing" Ironhom.
I will write stories of Judd Jaggedoak and the Troll named Bragg in my journal.

Ironhom Hammerforge
Dwarven Paladin
Tallon Zek Server

RE: Information on Lighties
# Dec 07 2001 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bah! Talking food! It's best just to crush their windpipes to shut them up. Nothing is more annoying than to hear whimpering, squealing, and sobbing as you try to enjoy your meal. A good whack on the forehead usually stuns them long enough to allow you to bite their heads off, thus ending the constant yak yak yak, blah blah blah, whaaa whaaa whaaa.

Silence, monkey!

--Pusbag Infection
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