Which one of you will be lucky enough to be selected to have a beer with the great and awesome, Me?
Submit a post outlining why you'd be the best candidate for this position. No experience necessary, boobs and a nice *** are a plus.
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You're a d*ck?
I know the most about Beer so I promise you a satisfying and fulfilling drinking experience.
Also, I'm quite easy after a 6 pack.
Also, I'm quite easy after a 6 pack.
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
You're a d*ck?
Well, I don't swallow, so you wouldn't be interested.
Elderon wrote:
boobs and a nice *** are a plus.
Guess I'm out.
Elderon wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
You're a d*ck?
No no, that was my interview.
Squire Dilberrt wrote:
I hate beer
I'll destroy Dilberrt.
I win.
I'll have sex with your wife.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
The successful candidate must also be willing to either:
a) Foot the bill for the outing
OR
b) be willing to put out
a) Foot the bill for the outing
OR
b) be willing to put out
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I'll have sex with your wife.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 3:53pm by Elderon
Elderon wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I'll have sex with your wife.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
You're buying the beer in this scenario, right?
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:55pm by Barkingturtle
I'll have sex with rocks.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I'll have sex with your wife.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
Then we can throw rocks at my rooster.
You're buying the beer in this scenario, right?
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
I'll have sex with rocks.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
That was fUcking stupid, you stupid fUcking dumbfUck.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
I'll have sex with rocks.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
That was fUcking stupid, you stupid fUcking dumbfUck.
I'll throw rocks at sex.
Then throw a rooster at your wife, who is cooking BT.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
I'll have sex with rocks.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
Then throw BT at your wife, who is cooking rooster.
That was fUcking stupid, you stupid fUcking dumbfUck.
I'll throw rocks at sex.
Then throw a rooster at your wife, who is cooking BT.
LERN2FUNY!
My wife will have sex with the rooster and BT and I will throw rocks at Kaain.
I'll throw a Rooster at BT.
Then have sex with your wife, who is cooking rocks.
Then have sex with your wife, who is cooking rocks.
keep going
What the hell do you have in your head, rocks?
Tool.
Tool.
You know you want me.
Of course, I don't drink beer.
Nexa
Of course, I don't drink beer.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Elderon wrote:
What the hell do you have in your head, rocks?
Tool.
Tool.
I'll throw sex at BT.
Then wife your rocks, who is cooking rooster.
Is this funny yet?
In before "No."
Nexa wrote:
You know you want me.
Of course, I don't drink beer.
Nexa
Of course, I don't drink beer.
Nexa
Elderon wrote:
The successful candidate must also be willing to either:
a) Foot the bill for the outing
OR
b) be willing to put out
a) Foot the bill for the outing
OR
b) be willing to put out
You live in Canada right? If it's close to the border and near Saskatchewan I would at least be in the running.
Actually I guess I live close to Alberta now.
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 2:05pm by Senjiow
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