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Alrighty people, lets see what you have. I am doing a list of the World's Best Insults as a study, and I need your help. I'm not talking your basic insults either, I want the most horrid ones you can think of, the ones that if someone said to you, you would break down and cry like a little girl.

The best insults all have the words "Your Mom" in.

See! How cutting is that?

i thought that dis was banned by the UN....

i mean thats scary on so many levels...

the worst being that katie can bare offspring...

then the absolute nessecity of killing the offspring no matter how nice the person may seem (you cant be to careful)

then the sterilization of katie and the fool who would commit such an act with her

and finnally the demise of the ones who commited the sterilization. cause no man deserves the punishment of living after having to put his hands in katies ****.

Someone threatened to 'Salt me like a slug' once which kinda stumped me at the time, must be a gardener thing.

of course in england there is no greater insult than to call someone french.

400 years from now, one robot says to the other:

"XRX-6576, you're mother was Katie!"

*XRX-6576's circuits burst into flames shortly after"

Queen Skeet

When informed that one of his less favorable critics had killed himself with a single shot to the brain, Noel Coward quipped... "He must have been an extraordinarly marksman."

I used to date a guy from England and once, during a small argument, he told me to "get stuffed". I started laughing. Thought it was some sort of English cutsie talk. Nope, he was not very happy with me at all. /shrug

Edited, Fri Jan 16 18:22:05 2004 by taredoru

Chupa me la Pinga!

Just England? Please... there are people in FRANCE that get offended if you call them French.