First off, I'd like to tell everyone about how I pronounce certain words, just in case others pronounce them
differently. SoW to me is pronounced like "so", char is "care" and exp is of course, "e-x-p". I suggest if you have
the song Bohemian Rhapsody you listen you it while you read this so you can appreciate the song more. Enjoy!
 
 
This is my real life
It ain't just fantasy
I'm not going back to
That place called Reality
Open my eyes, look up to my screen and see...
I'm just a newbie
Please give me your money...
Because I'm not too good, level low
Please can you spare some dough?
Anywhere this char goes doesn't really matter to me...
To me...
 
Hey all, just killed a bat
Smacked it with my club upside its head
Cast my Strike spell, now it's dead
Hey all, life had just begun
So who told me to target a guard and press A?
Hey all, la la la la!
Didn't mean to make you /cry
If my corpse isn't found by tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, 'cause nothing really matters
 
Too late, my corpse is gone
It's hard to find my way
In this place called Greater Fay
Good-bye, everybody, I've got to go
Gonna leave this place behind and visit the next zone
Hey all, la la la la! (Where this char goes!)
I don't want to die
But we all know that it's going to happen...

(During the guitar solo you can hear sounds of monsters killing the newbie)

I found the corpse of a high-elf paladin!
Big deal! Who cares!
Where the heck is my own corpse?!
Thunderbolt and lightning
Makes it very hard to see!
What's the /loc of, (what's the /loc of), what's the /loc of, (what's the /loc of)
What's the /loc of the next zone?
I want to know!
I'm just a newbie, somebody help me!
He's just a newbie, he doesn't know anything
Spare him some gold so he stops spamming me!
Easy come, easy go, will you give me SoW?
Bismillah! No! We will not give you SoW!
Give me SoW! Bismillah! We will not give you SoW!
Give me SoW! Bismillah! We will not give you SoW!
Give me SoW! Will not give you SoW! Give me SoW! Will not give you SoW!
Oh gimme SoW! No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!!!
O kind shaman! O kind druid! Will you please give me SoW?
I need a SoW for my corpse recovery...so please...help me!

So you think you can /ignore me in front of my eyes?
I'm going to train something to you and watch you die!
Yeah, duel me, I don't care if you duel me
I'm just gonna zone out, just gonna zone right out of here!

Nothing really matters,
I don't lose exp
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...
To newbies...
 
Anywhere this char goes...