Bigger, Faster, Stronger, Dumber  

Quest Started By:Description:
Maximum Level:115
Monster Mission:No
Can Be Shrouded?:No
Quest Type:Task
Quest Goal:
  • Experience
  • Faction
  • Loot
Factions Raised:
Factions Lowered:
    Related Creatures:
    Era:Secrets of Faydwer
    Group Size:Solo
    Min. # of Players:1
    Max. # of Players:1
    Appropriate Classes:
    • All
    Appropriate Races:
    • All
    Entered: Sat Dec 8 19:09:46 2007
    Modified: Wed May 20 04:22:43 2015
    Arreles Bonescrounger may be found in a tent in the gnome camp at 445, -575.

    You say, 'Hail, Arreles Bonescrounger'

    Arreles Bonescrounger scowls, 'Who are you? Who sent you? Did Lebanezer tell you to talk to me? I don't have time to chit-chat. Wait; are you here for the [job]? No, you can't be here for the job. We've got a lot of work to do. Don't you have [something] to do? Well, spit it out! Don't make me wait all day! Wait, what time is it?'

    You say, 'Give me something to do.'

    You have been assigned the task 'Bigger, Faster, Stronger, Dumber'.

    Arreles Bonescrounger says 'Something this, something that, there's always something, always a catch! The power of the Gods is at work here you see, but as always, it comes with a price. Our Golems are tougher and stronger you see. They just don't take orders anymore. This is a problem, a big problem. You will help us deal with this problem.'

    Kill 3 Rampaging Boneguards 0/3 (Hills of Shade)

    The mobs are called "a rampaging boneguard."

    Speak with Arreles Bonescrounger about your success 0/1 (Hills of Shade)

    You say, 'Hail, Arreles Bonescrounger'

    Arreles is relieved that the golems have been dealt with.

    Faction with Bertoxxulous' Chosen (+16)
    Splintered Obsidian Faycite Shard
    Submitted by: Amandaleigh Ultimatebeauty, Povar
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    faction hit
    # May 19 2015 at 4:35 AM Rating: Decent
    440 posts
    Bertoxxulous' Chosen +16
    Level requirement
    # Nov 13 2008 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
    64 posts
    Obtained at level 72
    The quest
    # Oct 09 2008 at 11:11 AM Rating: Decent
    101 posts
    Each kill gets you Camp Valor faction. Finishing the quest gets you Bertoxx Chosen faction.

    # Sep 21 2008 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
    20 posts
    as of this posting when the boneguards die faction improves for camp valor.....
    The Boneguards
    # May 28 2008 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
    101 posts
    Do the boneguards summon or can the be kited?



    The Boneguards
    # May 29 2008 at 2:08 PM Rating: Decent
    They do not summon but they throw bones at you for 380 damage a pop. They can be snared and rooted and can be stunned and mezzed. Easy to kite for most kiting classes.

    Anyone know how many times you would need to do this task to get to ally if you only did this one task?
    Related Tasks
    # May 03 2008 at 8:14 AM Rating: Decent
    2,259 posts
    This is one of a series of related tasks for the Cursed Obsidian Faycite Aug.

    The tasks for this item are:

    Bigger, Faster, Stronger, Dumber
    Borrowed Bones
    Cartographical Nightmare
    I Would Exhume So
    Making Up For Lost Time
    One of Our Own
    Power of Decay
    Recoup the Coop
    The Perfect Omelette


    pita quest
    # Apr 10 2008 at 1:46 PM Rating: Decent
    3 posts
    I have also done this mission exclusively and I am currently around 125ish missions total, and about 25 missions into warmly. Each mission takes about 8 minutes to complete as a wizard doing roughly steady 1800 dps.
    Faction Hit =10
    # Apr 02 2008 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
    I did this mission exclusively from apprehensive to indifferent; it took me 10 missions to ding indifferent. Indifferent, btw, is where the supplier will sell the combine container for the cursed augment to you.

    Plan accordingly.
    poor reward
    # Dec 11 2007 at 6:38 AM Rating: Decent
    This reward is same range as lvl 20 tss augment quest its totally worthless at our lvl.
    Im not sure what sony is thinking the amount of work and level req for such a poor reward.
    poor reward
    # Dec 11 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
    19 posts
    It is a part of the final reward ... similar to Johnas hand aug in TBS. Once you complete a certain set of quests you combine the augs you got as rewards to get a better aug. Final aug is not yet known that I have found.
    Arreles location
    # Dec 09 2007 at 8:20 AM Rating: Decent
    Shes in a tent at 443,-576.
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