Guard Philip  

I fought a griffawn right beside this guy. Do you think he'd lift a finger? Not a chance. He stood there and scratched his behind while the griff took me down to nm and 2 bubbs health. I ran for zone and Guard Useless continued to stand there. Don't count on these guards for help. They won't, unless there's something in it for them, I guess.

Merro
18 Barb Shaman
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