You say, 'Hail, Postmaster Aric Songfairer'
Postmaster Aric Songfairer stands at attention and salutes you crisply, 'Hail to you, _____! It is always an honor to see you again. Come to check in on your parcel status, or simply to enjoy the theater? Either way, I hope you find your day to be full of interest and song. Stay strong fellow courier!'