You say, 'Hail, Mayor Gubbin'
Mayor Gubbin explodes into a tirade, 'Oh no, not again! For the last time, I don't have any 'Jade Reavers'! Not a single one! I didn't have one last week, I won't have one tomorrow, and I certainly don't have one today. You'd think you bumbling fools would have given up after the last two dozen times you harassed me in the sanctity of my own hall and came up empty handed... I mean, really. Did someone hang a sign outside the door that says, 'Jade Reavers found here, inquire within'? Do I have a notice pinned to my back? I don't even know what a 'Jade Reaver' is, much less why every hooligan from South Karana to Sister Island wants a piece of the action.' He calms down slightly and dusts himself off, 'And if I've got you pegged wrong, then... My apologies. What can I help you with, _____?'