Bronze Warclub
Stale Oleander
he cons blue and dubious to a cazic loving 66 sk who is amiable to post. dropped nothing but a bronze war club. no one helped when i began the slaughter, nor when he ran like a little girl at about 15%. no faction hits. alliance unknown!
Edited, Jul 25th 2007 11:53am by TooCrooked
Gogu the Smasher
NPC, non-quest
Level: 50
Expansion:
Expansion:
NPC Added: 0000-00-00 00:00:00
NPC Last Updated: 2019-09-08 22:22:19
NPC Last Updated: 2019-09-08 22:22:19
You say, 'Hail, Gogu the Smasher'
Gogu the Smasher looks around for small things to step on. 'Me busy bashin' and smashin' things. Go away. Wat yu want from me? Oh yu want me to eats yu? Me kin do dat. Me do dat many times befoor. Me gots in da [Realm of Heroes] fer smashin', bashin' and eatin' [dorfs].'
You say, 'dorfs'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Ya yu know, a dorf! One o'em small pursuns wit lots o' meat on da bones. Me was hunger one day an' wint out to hunt dorfs. Wen me finded dem, me tak' dem dorfs an' me SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! em wit a THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! o' me club an' den dey wer ded. Me killed lots o' dorfs dat day. Me liked smashin' smashin' dorfs.'
You say, 'realm of heroes'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Me dund 'xactly know wat dat is, but me kno' me part o'it. Me hero 'cause [Cazic] sed so. Der many heroes from Norrath in it. Me not as smart as [Kizrak the Tyrant] but me jus' as strong. Me 'pose to find heroes like me dat like to bash dorfs an' dund like gud things.'
You say, 'cazic'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Cazic-Thule is da Faceless. He is Lord of Fear an' nobody kin mess wit him. He liked da way I SMASH things. He made me a hero an' told me to find others dat SMASH as gud as me. Me was a basher for Oggok befoor dat.'
You say, 'kizrak the tyrant'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Kisrak the Tyrant is 'nother hero from da Realm. Kisrak is reel smart an' stuff, but he like to smash tuu. He in Oggok right now lookin' fer heroes.'
Gogu the Smasher looks around for small things to step on. 'Me busy bashin' and smashin' things. Go away. Wat yu want from me? Oh yu want me to eats yu? Me kin do dat. Me do dat many times befoor. Me gots in da [Realm of Heroes] fer smashin', bashin' and eatin' [dorfs].'
You say, 'dorfs'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Ya yu know, a dorf! One o'em small pursuns wit lots o' meat on da bones. Me was hunger one day an' wint out to hunt dorfs. Wen me finded dem, me tak' dem dorfs an' me SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! em wit a THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! o' me club an' den dey wer ded. Me killed lots o' dorfs dat day. Me liked smashin' smashin' dorfs.'
You say, 'realm of heroes'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Me dund 'xactly know wat dat is, but me kno' me part o'it. Me hero 'cause [Cazic] sed so. Der many heroes from Norrath in it. Me not as smart as [Kizrak the Tyrant] but me jus' as strong. Me 'pose to find heroes like me dat like to bash dorfs an' dund like gud things.'
You say, 'cazic'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Cazic-Thule is da Faceless. He is Lord of Fear an' nobody kin mess wit him. He liked da way I SMASH things. He made me a hero an' told me to find others dat SMASH as gud as me. Me was a basher for Oggok befoor dat.'
You say, 'kizrak the tyrant'
Gogu the Smasher says 'Kisrak the Tyrant is 'nother hero from da Realm. Kisrak is reel smart an' stuff, but he like to smash tuu. He in Oggok right now lookin' fer heroes.'
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