Giant Snakespine Belt  

 

I once was feeling friendly and a gave short beer to a gnoll. The gnoll was very happy until the evil Qeynos guard told him that drinking wasn't allowed in Qeynos Hills. The drunk gnoll refused to stop drinking for he was happy to have a drink. The guard threatened him, but the gnoll wouldn't give in. They started fighting. You would think the guard had the upper-hand, but no! A drunken gnoll is a force to be reakoned with! The guard was over powered and slain by the gnoll! Oh no, was the gnolls war with Qeynos slipping their way? Would Flippy Darkpaw finally get his revenge? The drunk gnoll felt inspired. He asked me for more beer. I was still feeling friendly so I got him a whole stack. The drunk gnoll gathered up all his friends from Blackburrow. Soon their were 20 drunken gnolls headed for the Qeynos gates! Oh no! Was this the end of the humans and half elves of Qeynos?
The gnolls stormed into the city. Flippy leading the way. The few guards at the entrance were quickly defeated. The destroyed almost every guard in the city. They forced the merchants to give them all sets of plate armor. Now the gnolls were fierce and dizzy warriors. The only people who could stop them now were the citizens of Qeynos and the random travelers. It was almost night time in Norrath. The gnolls got sleepy. Seeing as the guards were all dead, all the evil races came in. The Dark Elves were the first to come in. Then a couple of Ogres wandered in (probably because they got lost in Karana trying to find some way to the Feerrott). The Iksar and Trolls teamed up and stormed in.
The Ogres were mad at the big neighbors for teaming up with Iksars. The Dark Elves and Ogres tried to kill all the Iksar, the Trolls didn't really care. They stole all the beer from the pub. After the Iksar were overpowered they were forced to run away. The evil races looted the entire city.
Eventually morning came and gnolls' monstrous strength was gone. They were left with a hangover and really heavy armor. They couldn't even stand up. A Dark Elf necromancer and a Ogre shadow knight stumbled upon them. They proceeded to kill them all. After the gnolls were dead, the evil races got homesick. They took all their stuff were about to leave....until the guards respawned and killed them all!!!


The moral of the story? People must stop confusing newbies by giving stuff to the critters outside Qeynos. Thank you.