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Brewer's Limericks  

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Language:Common Tongue
Item Type:Book
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Submitted By:Fleven
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Item Updated By:SwiftyMUSE
IC Last Updated:2021-07-27 06:34:10
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Book Text:

Some of Norrath's imbibers
put together a compilation
of their favorite limericks.

If you look closely you
can almost tell how to
put together the drinks they
enjoy with each one.

Here are a few to start.

When Ssra goes to move barley

He meets a girl named Darley

To the cask in the vault

He adds hops and malt

And drinks till her face
isn't gnarly

With hops malt and Yeast

An ogre made mead for a feast

when his cask they did fill

not a drop did he spill

So they cheered the ugly

My good friend where is my

Is the water too much to ask?

Deliver barley and hops

With the rest of my crops

Or your death will be my next

Ogre's lust for a wench named

For a date bring a cask and

Malt and yeast to the barber

Get them near her harbor

And you'll hear an uproar
if they dock

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# Aug 10 2004 at 1:40 PM Rating: Decent

Edited, Thu Oct 7 16:31:56 2004
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