Why am I even responding about names? I guess we get more and more trivial, like a bunch of old maids, as worthwhile topics are exhausted over the years of continuous posting.
Firstly how would you like to try to come up with creative, original, perfect names for 20,000 items? We're approaching the number of words in a small dictionary.
Secondly WHO CARES, I'd wear pink pants named Bloomers of Gayness with a zipper in the back if the stats were right.