Back in the late 1970's Hostess baking company was going to sink both Drake's and Lil' Debbie in one swift stroke... their secret weapon?
Fruit Pie the Magician!
Fruit Pie could do all kinds of crazy sh@t. He'd wave his magic wand and anything could happen! And if he doffed that top hat of his... watch out !
Hostess was about to unleash this lethal weapon when lo and behold! Chief Ho Ho (of the same Hostess camp, no less) took a shine to the 'Fruitiness' of this amazing mage. The two of them disappeared the eve of Hostess' imminent assault. All that could be gleaned of this mysterious disappearance were the faint whimperings of 'my wand! my wand!' followed by the deep bass chuckles of 'ho ho!' in the night air.
Perhaps if Hostess could have named this secret weapon something a little more butch like 'Justice Fruit Pie' then this sad tale may have taken some very different turns indeed. Just imagine ol' Justice leading the charge, wand blazing in one hand and a rabid Chief Ho Ho, clad in a gimp suit and oozing cream filling on a leash in the other... Lil' Debbie wouldn've harnessed that Drake and flew the skies to bankruptcy!
But I digress...
Yeah, best use for these is a party platter. Gotta do that earring quest and keep a bunch left over for a nice 75hp bonus.
Planar Fruit Pies
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Scholar
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Bristlebane party platter
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Does anyone know what tradeskill the Justice Fruit Pies are used in? I made a few pies and it says they are used in tradeskills but can't find any recipies.
Used in baking to make bristlebanes party platter.
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Looks like this can only be made in Plane of Knowledge ovens or collapsible spit now. Tried the combine in Rivervale oven - no luck. BTW, please don't go AFK while using an oven, forge, or loom. k thx
As of the March 16, 2004 patch, the name of "Justice Fruit Pies" had it's name changed to "Planar Fruit Pies".
Edited, Wed Mar 17 17:29:39 2004
Edited, Wed Mar 17 17:29:39 2004
I sent a picture a week or more ago but it doesnt seem to have been added -- also the item name is "Justice Fruit Pies" (plural not singular).
Edited, Wed Mar 19 06:25:59 2003
Edited, Wed Mar 19 06:25:59 2003
I was in pain from laughing at those cartoons. I think ive laughed that much since i was like 5.
Now we know what the Tribunal looks like under their robes...
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A no-prize for anyone who can name where Dexter's Lab stole the idea from :)
Hehe, that's easy, the old Hostess Fruit Pie ads in Marvel (and DC) comics in the 70s. Delicious golden flaky crust, real fruit filling, AND you can stop bad guys with them! Check out http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm to see all the old Hostess ads.
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I want to drop the "Evil Mathamagician."
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Scholar
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OMG when i saw this i was like "not justice fruit pies!" Dexters Labratory hehe....
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"oh no, not justice fruit pies! the delicious fruit pie you would have to be crazy not to like!"
now that quote has a totaly new meaning. :)
now that quote has a totaly new meaning. :)
Actually, quote goes:
"Oh no, not justice fruit pies, the delicious fruit-filled pastry you'd have to be crazy to hate! I give up!"
"Oh no, not justice fruit pies, the delicious fruit-filled pastry you'd have to be crazy to hate! I give up!"
this is so cool i live the name i must get some =P
Someone at Verant has been watching too much Dexter's Laboratory/Justice Friends....
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