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Untouchable Tome of Lunacy  

Skill: 2H Blunt Atk Delay: 20
DMG: 21 Dmg Bonus: 31 AC: 5
This item is placeable in yards, guild yards, houses and guild halls.
CHA: +12 INT: +12 AGI: +12 MANA: +100
Required level of 51.
WT: 5.0 Size: MEDIUM
Class: ENC
Race: ALL
Slot 1, Type 4 (Weapon: General)
Slot 2, Type 20 (Ornamentation)
Item Type:2H Blunt
Merchant Value:20 pp 0 gp 0 sp 0 cp
Submitted By:Kalavinka of Veeshan
Lucy Entry By:Jimminy
Item Updated By:Keatra
IC Last Updated:2019-09-12 12:11:51
Page Updated:Mon Oct 7th, 2019
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Rarity: Common
Level to Attain: 60

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Uploaded October 6th, 2011 by Hylaria
Updated August 2nd, 2019
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# Oct 15 2005 at 7:59 PM Rating: Decent
56 posts
But... it's..
a mace....

Is graphic a book on a stick?
Man who scratch *** should not bite nails.
- Confucius (551-479BC)
# Aug 02 2019 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
121 posts
added a pic of a gnome carrying it :)
- looks to be same graphic as
Tome of Nothing
# Jan 18 2004 at 7:25 PM Rating: Default
I have researched this quest and used the listed hails stated in the link that was provided.
This is a Hoax and the quest does not exist. Amazing some one put that much time into putting all that together.
Sad just Sad.
And yes I do have the Tome.....
Quinar the Wizard
Tunare Server
RE: Tome of Nothing
# Jul 13 2004 at 9:05 PM Rating: Default
361 posts
I think what gave it away for me is the first thing on that page is an NPC named "Gehn`Vodka."

Also, the grammar of the dialogue is poor... even SOE isn't that bad.

And the the images are very obviously fake. Look at the images for "Summons Notice" and "Tribunal Seal of Fear" and the picture of the "Thule Assassin." Those were especially obvious.

Edited, Tue Jul 13 22:10:52 2004
# Dec 27 2003 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
13 posts
This doesnt seem to be up to par with other cazic thule drops, although the 100 mana is nice. Still, a chanter with 2 good 1 hand items can get more int and more mana.
Level change
# Oct 01 2003 at 12:30 PM Rating: Decent
17 posts
This staff has since changed from being recommended level of 51 to a required level of 51.

Edited, Wed Oct 1 13:29:10 2003
here is finish of that site listed below to a "quest" involv
# Jun 06 2003 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
25 posts
Bainwright Mindbendr
68 Enchanter E'ci
RE: here is finish of that site listed below to a
# Mar 28 2005 at 8:08 PM Rating: Excellent
387 posts
Very funny. If anyone didn't understand it was a fake, c'mon, don't be retarded. Look at the quotation mark around the quests. Good job to whoever made this. If you thought this was real, you are more stupid than those guys in NJ who thought that the War of the worlds presentation by Orson Wells was real. I was thinking of making a mock Allakhazam sight. I might put this in it if I make it. Gotta get permision first. /rant off

Edited, Mon Apr 4 21:50:23 2005
Teddie Beardude
Hobbit Overlord of the 68th season of Xev (Druzzil Ro)
Defender of the Vale, Slayer of Orcs,Fighter of the Gnolls, Dessimated the Goblins, Destroyed the Vampires, Ransacked the Kobolds, Exterminated the Zombie Frogloks, Cremated the Aviaks, Crushed the Centaurs, Mangled the Eyes of Xorbb, Raided the Bandits, Bane of Nagafen, Shreded the Giants, Wrecked the Wurms, Liberated Grobb, and on an ongoing war against the dark elves!

Do not underestimate the power of a midget
# Dec 18 2002 at 9:32 PM Rating: Default
50 posts

Ok, ill let the cat out of the stupid bag

This is part perhaps a very large and in depth quest on norrath.

By giving this to some dude in HoH, the person will get back a book with a faction modifier.. and guess what? it makes you indifferent to all mobs in Plane of Fear.

Ill let you guys figure out the rest :P
# Jan 04 2003 at 8:43 AM Rating: Default
I wonder what cat died inside your bag. Unles you give us more info I really doubt this is part of a quest...seeing as how IT NOT LORE.

Good try though. Id feel very stupid to win this...use your post to try to start a quest..just to end up losing it.

More info or I think you're pulling our legs.
Kumdaan 63 Oracle
Phanlaster Dreadcaster 60th HIE Wiz
Reliant Mortalguard 51st Pally
Meeky 50 enc Runin 51 nec
Asalisse 39th lvl DE Cleric Nozfahr 40 SK
Part of a Quest
# Nov 16 2002 at 12:05 AM Rating: Default

Nuff said.
RE: Part of a Quest
# Jun 17 2004 at 7:43 PM Rating: Default
37 posts
This is perhaps one of the biggest things of BS floating around Allakhazam, if you look VERY closely at the pictures, you can see a feutal attempt by someone to photoshop the pictures. And, on the bloodied gloves (non-existant to my knowledge), the background is close to what it should be, and the stats pasted in have a different pattern. I realize that this is an old post, but i am just clarifying for everyone looking at this item. Also, I seriously doubt that on a game with a LANGUAGE filter, that some of this so called "quest" text is very vulgar and innapropriate.
Cleanin Yourcuts 48 Shaman of Drinal

Razkoritz Razorclaw 65 SK of Drinal
RE: Part of a Quest
# Aug 08 2004 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
45 posts
It's a joke, of course -- one that isn't supposed to be believed, especially by the ending. Anyone with half a brain cell would realize it. If they're gullible enough to believe that SoE would make a quest like that, well...
Wystaria, level 67 Magician (Agnostic)
Nasumi, level 60 Templar of Innoruuk
honestly i give up
# Oct 30 2002 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
11 posts
This is quite possibly more lame than the ice comet procing caster staff.
Location, Quality
# Oct 10 2002 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
104 posts
The horror constuct is spawned as a result of handing the completed Phononomicon to the Living Void - a quest that is detailed elsewhere on the site, iirc, but involves acquiring a number of rare drop items from named mobs in various corners of 4c, minitemple, and mud temple. He looks like the dracoliche and is a fairly obnoxious opponent. Don't expect to see too many of these; the drop items are rather hard to actually GET to drop.

As for this particular item ... I don't know what VI's obsession is with giving 2hb weapons to casters. Even with 100 mana on this, a caster would be universally better off with his epic (or any comparable 1h item) in Primary and the Orb of the Infinite Void in offhand. At the level required for the horror construct encounter, those aren't unreasonable items ... maybe that's why this is Untouchable. No one would want to.
#neatton, Posted: Oct 09 2002 at 3:07 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) It is the tome of Lunacy i think its kinda funny youd have to be crazy you know..aww i give up
#madgorgor, Posted: Oct 09 2002 at 2:31 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) look at me i'm verent i going to make no sence over and over till it hurts
# Oct 09 2002 at 12:36 AM Rating: Default
1,167 posts
This has got to be part of a yet to be discovered quest (hopefully) surely?

Maybe in PoP?

Turns into something useful? Like a decent feet or hand item for a Chanter? Smiley: rolleyes =

Terror Australis
The Rathe

RE: Hmmm
# Oct 10 2002 at 11:55 AM Rating: Decent
180 posts
what are you smokin, this is deinately in line with current top end 2hb's available to enc's
quest for something better, rofl. this is it.
# Oct 08 2002 at 6:44 PM Rating: Default

# Oct 08 2002 at 5:47 PM Rating: Default
292 posts
If this is such an "untouchable" "tome", then why is it an equippable item with a staff graphic? =P
Ganerin, level 39 Wood Elf Druid
Vinaelil, level 25 Dark Elf Warrior

Officer of the Rune of Flames guild on the Veeshan Server
RE: Ok...
# Oct 08 2002 at 8:40 PM Rating: Default
174 posts
Ever heard the expression "I wouldn't touch THAT with a 10 foot pole?"

Xalpus: "My Cat smells like oatmeal."
Aegeras: "My oatmeal smells like cat!"
RE: Ok...
# Oct 08 2002 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
15 posts
ok, if you have to get technical, the tome is on the end of the staff, hense the untouchable part. you can touch the staff, not the tome. and the 21/20 dam/dly would explain why you don't touch it lol
Chanter of Solusek Ro
RE: Ok...
# Oct 08 2002 at 8:01 PM Rating: Default
292 posts
Yeah, but it has a skull on the end...

Oh nevermind, no use in arguing with Verants lunacy ;)
Ganerin, level 39 Wood Elf Druid
Vinaelil, level 25 Dark Elf Warrior

Officer of the Rune of Flames guild on the Veeshan Server
#Rathnor, Posted: Oct 08 2002 at 3:23 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) First off its untouchable... so why can you use it.... and secondly.... its a tome.... why does it look like a staff...
RE: Wait a sec...
# Sep 15 2003 at 7:02 PM Rating: Default
317 posts
The tome is untouchable. The tome is mounted on the end of the staff.
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