But...where...does the milk come from? I'm afraid to ask.
I think it's unspeakably obvious. This is why I suspect wiry hair is an inevitable contaminant. BEARD hair, for those with dirty minds!
I remember my wife watching my son and I play EQ many years ago. She was not a gamer at all beyond Words With Friends. When she saw the bearded dorf ladies, and the cannibalistic food items (elf and gnome parts, etc.), she shook her head gravely and exited our game room muttering...