Clockwork Fortune Teller  

 

There's a 5% chance of any of the following spells being triggered on your target when you cast Getting Fortune:

Minor Illusion
Levitation
Summon Drink (Summoned: Globe of Water)
Summon Food (Summoned: Black Bread)
Grow
Shrink
Minor Healing

And your target gets one of these 12 messages, randomly:

A tiny clockwork fortune teller says,
Spoiler
'Another fortune? Why is it always about you? What about me?!'
'Can't you see I'm busy? Try back another time.'
I predict you'll keep asking me annoying questions!'
'I predict your life isn't too well put together if you are asking a clockwork toy what your future is.'
'Look out, there is a monster behind you!'
'Something very weird will happen to you shortly.'
'There are many gnomes in your future.'
'Tonight's omens bode ill. Maybe.'
'You'll find a gold piece you forgot about in the bottom of your bag. If it is there: I told you so! If not: made you look!'
'You'll find love and happiness. Or is that loneliness and despair? I'll have to get back to you.'
'You'll go to Kelethin and jump off a tree. No? Come on, it'll be funny!'
'You're very lucky! You're talking to me, after all.'