pond sturgeon  

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this is one of the best posts i have ever seen red bikini lady and i say i am a dwarf and do look up to u so once again thx excellent post

One day, a certain Dark Elven woman decided to take a walk around the lake. She was on her way to the Wind Mill, to meet some friends and get hammered. She decided to herself, 'I have seen all there is to see on THAT side of the lake, I think I'll take this way to see my friends.' So off she went, humming Good Charlotte to herself all the way. Suddenly, she came to a pond...a pond, which she had never seen before, and quite frankly, she became very curious. So she stripped down to her red bikini (she wears it all the time..you can never be too ready!) and jumped in. All was going fine. Then, she saw something moving in the far corner. It glared at her-no, scowled at her-ready to attack. She thought to herslef, 'No one told me this pond was private property, so I'll hafta check this out.' She climbed out and got her sword, just in case. Then she jumped in again. She looked, but whatever it was was gone. Then she felt a current on the back of her legs. She turned around, and THERE IT WAS. Long, sleek, and covered in scales, there was the Pond's owner! She had planned on having a decent conversation with this individual, but the Sturgeon had different ideas. It began to attack! She fought with all her might, slashing and kicking and doing whatever she could. Finally, with the last ounce of her strength; she landed a crippling blow on the little *******. It wriggled a little, and fell to the pond floor. She struggled to reach the surface. A wandering-passer-by-Monk happened to see her; and, using his safefall, (***** statistics)jumped off the rocks and into the water. They finally reached the surface, severely out of breathe. After they regained their senses, she thanked him and gave him a kiss and a few platinum for his help. Once he was out of site, she threw down her sword and jumped back in to find out what loot she had won. All she found were a few lousy fish scales and a 5/25 weapon. She kicked the fish's corpse and stalked off. When she reached the wind mill, she was half dressed, bloodied-up, and ready for a good drink. She threw the fish scales and weapon at the near-by merchant, who glared up at her (he was a dwarf.). As soon as she reached her friends, she stole one of their ginger ale stacks and began guzzling. When they asked what took so long, she simply replied,'I went sight-seeing.'
~Vaadearia
epilogue: the friends didnt dare question the drunken woman further, although they were a bit suspicious when they saw her winking at a monk stranger.
THE END

they drop a five attack 25 delay effect: poison weapon. its real good but it range only :(

These aggro on anyone - regardless of level.

Sometimes (game bug) they appear on land and can chase you. They hit for like 30 points a whack.
They also team up on you in the water.

Be careful swimmming out there.