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Those who amuse me |
Debalic |
Nov 7th, 2003 |
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Never mind, I only wanted a higher rating so I could start rating you down for being a jackass. Forget it. |
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On behalf of concerned Asylumnites.. |
Queen Skeeter |
May 28th, 2005 |
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[quote=The One and Only Katie]lol rate down for the chick who cant rate! Priceless![/quote]
There, rated you up. Now your libido isn't the only thing around here getting raised by me.
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Continuation of the Hijack from Pats' thread |
Overlord Thundra |
Dec 12th, 2003 |
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SEE? Do you finally see, people!?!
Reading the board on a day Skeeter doesn't post much is like going to war without an accordion.
I trained him. I mentored him. I created him. I did that. Fu'ck you all. |
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Calling out Thundra |
Overlord Thundra |
Feb 23rd, 2004 |
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[quote][i]Skeeter wrote:[/i]
[b]So, how long are you going to be in your "nice" phase before unsheathing your fangs and making an attempt to usurp the Crown? [/b]
[/quote]
I've no intention of commandeering your crown, your highness.
Why?
-I'm not sufficiently confident that I |
| Forum Posting |
I poked the Moogle!!! |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Apr 27th, 2004 |
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Man Skeeter you just dated yourself with that one. Most people think Tommy Chong is a serious actor now. |
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RECALL NOTICE and new election |
Totem |
Apr 30th, 2004 |
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In.
Presenting King Totem. It's good to be King. Hail to the King. Oooooh, baby, you're the [i]King[/i].
Yep, I like it.
Skeeter remains Queen and that's final.
Totem |
| Forum Posting |
I know I'll get you to read this... |
trickybeck the Sly |
Jun 7th, 2004 |
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...by creating a post with your name in it.
Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeeter Skeet |
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Kao you butt-hurt pansy ass. |
bhodisattva Defender of Justice |
Jun 1st, 2005 |
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Kaolian quit flexing your e-peen you lose by default and doubly so every time Alla has to come and clean up after you. Maybe skeet has a warrant maybe not but I tell you what he doesnt have, his virginity. Point, match, game, Skeet.
Sabo, Zad, PJ etc you think with your well worn poopers that i |
| Forum Posting |
Thundra entra aqui amix |
Debalic |
Dec 10th, 2003 |
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I still don't have the karma to rate Skeet's dumb ass down.
Could you fix that for me please?
ps. everyone else posts while at work, bored. The rest of us are just intelligent, is all. |
| Forum Posting |
Continuation of the Hijack from Pats' thread |
Patrician |
Dec 11th, 2003 |
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Skeet, I have decided you are funny. Well done. This is not easy to achieve. |
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MARS!!!! |
Totem |
Jan 9th, 2004 |
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Skeeter, that was a little too oblique for this board. Trust me on this-- and I've know of what I'm talking about --you need to lay out a trail of bread crumbs for the average reader here to get from one funny reference to another. I can't count the times I've written something [i]knowing[/i] that |
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Slowly doing my part... |
Skeeter the Tulip |
Jan 20th, 2004 |
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To make the world a more slack-ass place.
When I started working for my company, I was downstairs, right at the entrance of the building. For that reason, and also because I was new and wanted to make a good impression, I dressed very nice. As a kid I always thought to myself that I'd like a jo |
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I want to read. |
Skeeter the Charming |
Feb 3rd, 2004 |
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Ok, I know this is going to open up all sorts of attacks on me, but...
Hopefully a few of you take me seriously.
I'd like to read books. Since I never really have read many books, became familiar with who is good, who isn't, etc etc, I find it hard to break into the "reading world". |
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/mourn Last |
Totem |
Feb 5th, 2004 |
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Admin winner = Illia
Regular poster winner = Antima
No0b under suspicion for being a sockpuppet for an admin winner = Trelgar
Locked but still able to find a way to post winner = Skeeter
Sore loser = Totem
Totem |
| Forum Posting |
Calling out Thundra |
Overlord Thundra |
Feb 24th, 2004 |
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[quote][i]Stok wrote:[/i]
Totem you of all people would actually side with this twit of nonsensical borish drivel to pass it off as a potential ally? Where are your wits man?
[/quote]
I'm sensitive to the differing tastes of the posters on this board. So I have, for your reading pleasure, create |
| Forum Posting |
A book for you to read Skeeter |
tarv |
Feb 26th, 2004 |
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Since the book club thread seems to have got buried under Homosexual marriage and other frivolites i though i better start a new thread [:smile:]
The Book is called [i]Speaker for the dead[/i] by Orson scott Card, it is semi Sci-fi in background <since it is set on another world and deals with |
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Hey Mrens |
The One and Only Skeeter |
Apr 15th, 2004 |
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Haven't seen you posting much lately, so I thought to myself "Why would Mrens be gone for so long?"
Then I realized that some jerk admin nuked the thread your puppet made, you know, the puppet you created to rate-stalk me?
Don't worry, they didn't kill it, they just removed it from s |
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RECALL NOTICE and new election |
Totem |
Apr 30th, 2004 |
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Skeeter's still the queen closest to my heart. Or is that closet? Errr...
Totem |
| Forum Posting |
RECALL NOTICE and new election |
Jophiel |
Apr 30th, 2004 |
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I'm throwing my lot in with the royalists and staying with Skeet. |
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Please be nice to the new posters |
Skeeter the Venerable |
May 2nd, 2004 |
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[quote]Oh and my doodoo doesn't stink, and neither does my head. [/quote]
Perhaps it's a reaction when you combine the two.
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When can you legaly make fun of me? |
Lady Darkflame |
May 2nd, 2004 |
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ROFL!!!!
I laughed so hard, woke up hubby and had asthma attack!!! |
| Forum Posting |
When can you legaly make fun of me? |
Patrician |
May 2nd, 2004 |
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Bwhwahaha, nice Skeeter. |
| Forum Posting |
When can you legaly make fun of me? |
Totem |
May 2nd, 2004 |
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RACK Skeet-dawg for the big funny. That was a coffee snorter.
Totem |
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Most of you wont care.. but I felt I should share.. |
Patrician |
Aug 4th, 2004 |
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Skeet, comedy genius on this thread. I don't do the ass kissing stuff often, but those were some gems.
[quote]AIDS (Don't particularly care to much about this one. Except for those who got it accidently. The rest should have learned to control themselves[/quote]
Does he have good AIDS? Or BAD |
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You never take me out anymore |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Aug 4th, 2004 |
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Not true. Just the other day we went to taco bell. |
| Forum Posting |
Hey Everybody! |
GitSlayer the Brilliant |
Oct 25th, 2004 |
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[quote]Skeeter's details:
Name: Skeeter
Number of Posts: 7.97149
Average score of posts: 4.35
Journal: Yes
This is where I used to spam
Email: Skeeter@allakhazam.com
[/quote]
[:laugh:]
Dana you an evil man, takin away his only proof he aint a newbie. |
| Forum Posting |
Bush won |
Queen Skeeter |
Nov 4th, 2004 |
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I'm calling it now, Wangchung = Varrus
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| Forum Posting |
queen skeet's title/post count |
Debalic |
Nov 17th, 2004 |
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The quality and quantity of our Queen's posting were so great it broke the forums, causing the anomaly you see today. |
| Forum Posting |
Is it possible to be in love with two people at once? |
Nobby |
Dec 17th, 2004 |
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[quote=Squeet]Sabo, despite my attitude here, and my Queen title.. I'm not gay.
Go ahead and stick with your lover, it's better that way. No really, it's not you, it's me. I'm just not ready for it. I hope you'll understand. Can we still be friends?[/quote]OK you Bastard.
That was seriously fu |
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Why are people so lazy? |
Skeeter |
May 27th, 2005 |
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[quote=Dread L0rd Kaolian]I hear it takes balls to get one of them... that could be why. [/quote]
Wrong kind of Hummer there, big boy. Oh wait, this is Kaolian I'm talking to. Of [i]COURSE[/i] you wouldn't get a sexual reference, read the post again after you've gotten past 3rd base with a woma |
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Totem!! |
Totem |
May 30th, 2005 |
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[b]RACK[/b] you, Skeet, [b]RACK[/b] you! Welcome back, mi muy amigo loco. It's good to see an old and dependably ceerful face around here.
[twofingeredgunsalutewithbothhammersdropping] @ Skeet
[b]RACK[/b] you!
Totem |
| Forum Posting |
Settle down Homos |
Queen Skeeter |
Jun 1st, 2005 |
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[quote=Saboruto]It's somewhat beyond inflatable plugs but it comes before [link=http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html]Thor[/link], and no that's frickin' [red]NWS[/red].[/quote]
Wow, so there [i]is[/i] a bigger dildo than Kao out there!
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Badoodle! |
Queen Skeeter |
Jun 2nd, 2005 |
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Skeet says Suck, silly 'sylumites swallow sticky sweet sauce. Sweating, Skeet stands slowly, screaming "Score!" |
| Forum Posting |
Listen... |
NephthysWanderer the Charming |
Jun 6th, 2005 |
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The funny thing is, that if you and I ever met in RL, I would break your little f[b][/b]ucking legs. Just because I can. For posterity's sake.
You're a b[b][/b]itch.
E-peen comparison? Hell yes. |
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Nice shoes... |
Queen Skeeter |
Jun 21st, 2005 |
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[quote=NephthysWanderer the Charming][quote=Skeet]blahblahblah...I got some dumb drunk girl to kiss me...blah blah blah...she looked like Chewbacca but I got some....yadayadayada[/quote]
Look. You know nothing about women. Nothing. The only thing you've "mastered" is deceit. And w |