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#27 Jul 15 2016 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
That's six options.


Americans also like things simply put.

Edited, Jul 15th 2016 7:49pm by angrymnk
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#28 Jul 15 2016 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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Unlike you, I am a very simple person. When someone in authority tells me there is nothing to see here, then in my heart of hearts I KNOW, that there is nothing to see here.


I am pretty sure that all the really 'Murican conspiracy theorists, upon being told that:

Area 51 has no aliens
Bush didn't do 9/11
Hillary didn't pay anyone off
Bigfoot is a hoax
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truly believed it!

ETA: Quote, for clarity

Edited, Jul 15th 2016 5:03pm by stupidmonkey
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#29 Jul 22 2016 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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Looks like trouble in Munich.
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#30 Jul 22 2016 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yay.

Smiley: frown

Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
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#31 Jul 22 2016 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Unclear, but appears to be gun related and low kill count so far.
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#32 Jul 22 2016 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
It's always terrorism.
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#33 Jul 22 2016 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
It's always terrorism.
Remember when people used to go on shooting rampages and we didn't have a handy catch-all term for it?

Those were simpler times...
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#34 Jul 22 2016 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
It's always terrorism.


Unless it is a white guy.

Or a cop.
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#35 Jul 22 2016 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
It's always terrorism.


Unless it is a white guy.

Or a cop.


White people can be terrorists. They just have to be communists too.
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#36 Jul 22 2016 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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White Person: Poor lonely guy suffered for years from mental illness and neglect before he finally snapped. We need better mental health services in this country!

Black Person: Possible gang related shooting in progress. Police responding with SWAT Team. Will not hesitate to use lethal force. Those that break the law will face justice.

Arab Person: My fellow Americans I'm here to announce that we've started a military operation against a poor 3rd world country that none of you have ever heard of but now constitutes a dire threat to our great nation.
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#37 Jul 23 2016 at 2:53 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
It's always terrorism.
Remember when people used to go on shooting rampages and we didn't have a handy catch-all term for it?

Those were simpler times...


I remember it being known as "going postal." I guess it had something to do with disgruntled post office workers who frequently went on shooting rampages.
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German authorities are saying they found no connections to terrorism at the shooter's property. He appeared to have researched other mass shootings but found no indication that he was involved with ISIS or religious materials.

Reports from the shooting are a grab bag. One woman swears he was shouting "Allahu Akbar" while another man said the shooter was yelling about being German and hating foreigners. For all anyone knows, the shooter was just yelling whatever random shit came to mind.
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someproteinguy wrote:
White Person: Poor lonely guy suffered for years from mental illness and neglect before he finally snapped. We need better mental health services in this country!
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Police say the Munich-born gunman had been in psychiatric care, receiving treatment for depression.
Smiley: tinfoilhat

Edited, Jul 23rd 2016 8:41am by someproteinguy
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Any word if its terrorism, or just normal crazy?
It's always terrorism.

Unless it is a white guy.

someproteinguy wrote:
White Person: Poor lonely guy suffered for years from mental illness and neglect before he finally snapped. We need better mental health services in this country!

someproteinguy wrote:
Smiley: tinfoilhat


Smiley: oyvey
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#41 Jul 25 2016 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Machete attack in Germany, and wow were they quick to focus on his being Syrian.
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#42 Jul 25 2016 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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I wonder what would happen if it was a black Syrian with a mental disorder?

Probably akin to one of the 4 horsemen at that point.
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According to the BBC, an 84 year old priest in Normandy, France fell down on the butter knife being carried by a visiting refugee during a service.

Edited, Jul 26th 2016 9:24am by Poldaran
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Japanese are so much more efficient at this knife-killing thing. Surprised they don't charge more for lessons.
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#46 Jul 26 2016 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Japanese are so much more efficient at this knife-killing thing. Surprised they don't charge more for lessons.


Yeah but their knives are folded over 10,000 times. Way more deadly than a gun.
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According to the BBC, an 84 year old priest in Normandy, France fell down on the butter knife being carried by a visiting refugee during a service.


France church attack: Priest killed by two 'IS soldiers'.

???
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Poldaran won't even say "Extremist Super-Islamic Monster Socialism Terror-Slayings"!!!!
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#49 Jul 26 2016 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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You forgot to sneak in "genocide."
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#50 Jul 26 2016 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Something about the "massive immigrant invasion" would help too, don't want to sell it short.

Edited, Jul 26th 2016 10:22am by someproteinguy
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
According to the BBC, an 84 year old priest in Normandy, France fell down on the butter knife being carried by a visiting refugee during a service.


France church attack: Priest killed by two 'IS soldiers'.

???
It's a reference to a sarcastic tweet I saw this morning. If I run across the picture from it with the BBC headline reading that, I can link it if you want. Edit: Found it.


Edited, Jul 26th 2016 12:04pm by Poldaran
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