Predictions:
1) Miliband goes back on his stupid promise and forms a coalition with the SNP.
2) Nick Clegg stubbornly refuses to do the honourable thing, whatever that may turn out to be.
3) Whoever wins, the economy will be trashed by the bizarre mix of austerity and splurging that is now so popular.
4) Whatever happens, the union is irreparably weakened; the Conservatives want to get rid of a bunch of leftists and the labour party realises how toxic the SNP makes them in England.
5) Boris Johnson becomes inexplicably even more popular and takes over from Cameron next election.
6) Britain continues to sleepwalk towards EU exit.
7) Obama calls the winner and pretends to like them, even though no-one possibly could.
8) The Queen's Speech, drafted in Miliband's blood, is read aloud to a hung-over electorate.
9) General gloom.
I left it pretty late on this thread so you guys don't have to pretend to care about our ******** for very long. You're welcome.