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#1 Feb 13 2015 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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I can't post pictures, but I can post You tubes.

Music suggestions for your romantic evening with a special someone.

4-play

4-sex

4-after


We're getting another blizzard predicted for tomorrow and my refrigerator broke-down last night. It's not shaping up to a very love-filled weekend.



edited for a better copy of Lay Lady Lay

Edited, Feb 13th 2015 5:40pm by Elinda
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#2 Feb 13 2015 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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Build a new refrigerator outside in the fresh snow.

We're getting that blizzard Sunday. Feel free to absorb all of its power before it hit us.
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#3 Feb 13 2015 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Build a new refrigerator outside in the fresh snow.

We're getting that blizzard Sunday. Feel free to absorb all of its power before it hit us.

All the salvageable food is in a cooler out on the back deck. All the freezer stuff had thawed though.

I was pretty sad to see my 10lbs of blueberries turned to mush. I might be making blueberry jam this weekend.
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#4 Feb 13 2015 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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I spent all last night helping sign cheap cards for what I can only assume was my daughter's entire school.
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#5 Feb 13 2015 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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Local radio station delivered Valentine's flowers and chocolates today to the loved ones of a few lucky winners. Guy delivering them was in a Jason costume. In theory, the loved ones weren't supposed to know he was coming.

Also, I'm thinking it would be fun to send out Valentine's cards with text taken from the Strange Log.
#6 Feb 13 2015 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Local radio station delivered Valentine's flowers and chocolates today to the loved ones of a few lucky winners. Guy delivering them was in a Jason costume. In theory, the loved ones weren't supposed to know he was coming

I'm not heavily invested in this, but you realize this sort of thing is 100000000000000000000000% fake, right? There's zero chance the legal team reads "guy dressed as frightening stalker scares listener's loved ones" and nods and signs off on it.
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#7 Feb 13 2015 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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Happy Singles Awareness Day.
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#8 Feb 13 2015 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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Happy Singles Awareness Day.

Lol, party on.

What an sucky week. I skipped out of work an hour early, am home and already tapped into a bottle wine.

I'm facing a fridge full of unthawed, refrozen and stinky food, that I just don't want to deal with. The good news is, after cleaning the back of the fridge up and unplugging - replugging it, it seems to be working. It really didn't seem that dirty, but it is tucked into it's hole pretty good, I suppose air flow is limited.

My compost bin is buried in a thousand million pounds of snow.

I need a goat.
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#9 Feb 13 2015 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
I skipped out of work an hour early, am home and already tapped into a bottle wine.


That's the spirit. Literally, I suppose.

Next week is winter holidays here, so I'm enjoying 9 days of no teenagers. Time for social networking, casual relations with random women, and... oh, who am I kidding; I'll be playing video games and watching Justice League movies on Netflix the entire week. It's amazing! Smiley: boozing
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#10 Feb 13 2015 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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While we're at it, this is my new favorite Twitter account ever.

Also, I prefer my coitus music to be rather more upbeat.
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#11 Feb 13 2015 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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Local radio station delivered Valentine's flowers and chocolates today to the loved ones of a few lucky winners. Guy delivering them was in a Jason costume. In theory, the loved ones weren't supposed to know he was coming

I'm not heavily invested in this, but you realize this sort of thing is 100000000000000000000000% fake, right? There's zero chance the legal team reads "guy dressed as frightening stalker scares listener's loved ones" and nods and signs off on it.
Considering some of the stunts they've pulled in the past, I have little doubt that someone showed up in a Jason costume with chocolates/flowers at a few people's places of work. I'm less certain that the target(or at least management wherever they were going) was unaware they were coming, hence the "in theory" part.
#12 Feb 13 2015 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
I'm facing a fridge full of unthawed, refrozen and stinky food, that I just don't want to deal with.
Don't you live in the middle of the woods? Just feed the bears. Not like the itty bitty ones near you are dangerous.
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#13 Feb 14 2015 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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I wrote you a poem in commemoration of the day. Okay, so I stole about half of it. Or maybe all of it. Entirely possible I read it somewhere else a while back. I dunno.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I suck at writing poems.
DESU DESU DESU


Edited, Feb 14th 2015 4:50pm by Poldaran
#14 Feb 15 2015 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I'm facing a fridge full of unthawed, refrozen and stinky food, that I just don't want to deal with.
Don't you live in the middle of the woods? Just feed the bears. Not like the itty bitty ones near you are dangerous.

I do that; all of our old, molding and rotting food gets dumped into a paper bag and tossed into the woods. If the raccoons and possums go after that they won't go through the garbage cans.
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You'll be sorry when you discover that the deer and moose have developed a taste for raw meat.
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#16 Feb 15 2015 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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Or even worse, a taste for cold cuts and bagels!
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#17 Feb 16 2015 at 6:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
You'll be sorry when you discover that the moose have developed a taste for raw meat.


Somebody warn his sister.
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#18 Feb 16 2015 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Yøu'll be sørry when yøu discøver that the møøse have develøped a taste før raw meat.
Sømebody warn his sister.


Edited, Feb 16th 2015 10:56am by lolgaxe
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#19 Feb 17 2015 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Build a new refrigerator outside in the fresh snow.

We're getting that blizzard Sunday. Feel free to absorb all of its power before it hit us.

We only got about 5 inches of snow. That's in contrast to the southern part of the state (~50-60 miles away) that got a foot plus.....and lolBoston. Bean Town must really pissed-off the Flake God this time.
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#20 Feb 18 2015 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
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I see no Valentines here.

Elinda: Duplicitous heart-breaker.Smiley: cry
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#21 Feb 18 2015 at 11:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Four days late but it's not as though I can save it for next year's thread.

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#22 Feb 19 2015 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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I see no Valentines here.
How could you tell?
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#23 Feb 20 2015 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
I see no Valentines here.

Elinda: Duplicitous heart-breaker.Smiley: cry
Smiley: confused I linked three songs.

That's more trouble than I went to buying my husband a heart-shaped candy bar.

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#24 Feb 20 2015 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Four days late but it's not as though I can save it for next year's thread.


Smiley: thumbsup
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#25 Feb 20 2015 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
I see no Valentines here.

Elinda: Duplicitous heart-breaker.Smiley: cry
Smiley: confused I linked three songs.

That's more trouble than I went to buying my husband a heart-shaped candy bar.

See POST #22.Smiley: tongue
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