A Colorado neighborhood is raising a stink over a jogger who keeps defecating around the houses — even in front of children.
Neighbors have nicknamed her the “Mad Po
oper,” and they’ve asked police to make this squatter stop.
The woman has been leaving No. 2s for nearly two months now, according to The Gazette in Colorado Springs.
You can’t make this (bleep) up.
“There’s a lady taking a po
op!” Cathy Budde’s children told her one day at the beginning of the defecation drama.
When Budde went outside, she caught the woman — mid-squat, pants down — po
oping outside her house, Budde told KKTV in Colorado Springs.
Are you really taking a po
op right here in front of kids, an incredulous Budde asked her.
“Yeah, sorry!” the woman answered.
Now the runner po
ops at least once a week around the neighborhood, Budde told the TV station, which showed a soiled napkin lying on the ground.
The “Mad Po
oper” comes prepared.
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Jonathan Sharketti of the Colorado Springs Police Department told the TV station. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... it’s uncharted territory for me.”
In May, surveillance footage and social media led Colorado Springs police to a man who defecated on the porch of his dead ex-girlfriend out of revenge, according to KKTV.
Budde said a nearby park has porta-potties and a convenience store close by also has bathrooms, so she’s not sure why the woman won’t quit the drive-by dumps.
The police asked Budde to photograph the woman to help identify her.
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— KKTV 11 News (@KKTV11News) September 17, 2017
The runner could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation, police said.