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The gf (recent grad from BU) Ahh, BU. Where the wait-listed go to wait for someone to die. I kid. I'm sure it's lovely.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Do whatever the gf wants you to do. Anything else will lead to endless nagging and griping.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Smasharoo wrote:
The gf (recent grad from BU) Ahh, BU. Where the wait-listed go to wait for someone to die. I kid. I'm sure it's lovely.
Apparently Harvard didn't offer up an MS in Medical Anthropology.
I don't know where kids get these crazy degree ideas from.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I don't know where kids get these crazy degree ideas from.
Bones, apparently.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I don't know where kids get these crazy degree ideas from.
Bones, apparently.
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Guidance Counselor!
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Smasharoo wrote:
Where the wait-listed go to wait for someone to die.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Apparently Harvard didn't offer up an MS in Medical Anthropology.
No, it's a legitimate university. "Masters of Science" degrees are the door prize for not fishing your PhD. No one should be offering them as a stand alone program. So silly. I mean, an MA, sure, for dabblers.
http://www.anthropology.fas.harvard.edu/grad_medical.htm
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Also, dude moving to the PR. You don't want to go if you don't speak Spanish. Just learn it, not that hard. Or ditch the girlfriend and acquire one a bilingual one. That probably works too. Two of you moving there not speaking the language is a recipe for isolation and resentment. Possibly ending in stabbing.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Or ditch the girlfriend and acquire one a bilingual one. [...] Possibly ending in stabbing.
Get a Puerto Rican girlfriend and skip the middleman.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That explains why you need confirmation from three people to get a gun license.
Personally I hate extended time on islands. Did three as a kid in Hawaii. Managed to do everything available multiple times in three months time, and had another two plus years. It's not even I enjoy moving around a lot, but just the thought that I couldn't if I wanted to really drove me up a wall. Take that into consideration.
Personally I hate extended time on islands. Did three as a kid in Hawaii. Managed to do everything available multiple times in three months time, and had another two plus years. It's not even I enjoy moving around a lot, but just the thought that I couldn't if I wanted to really drove me up a wall. Take that into consideration.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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It's not even I enjoy moving around a lot, but just the thought that I couldn't if I wanted to really drove me up a wall.
I feel the same way about places really far away from water.. When I moved about 50 miles from the Chesapeake Bay it was the farthest in my life I'd lived away from water.. I was amazed at the looming feeling of being land-locked that had come over me...
I'm guessing that's why so many of my ancestors were fisherman and navy-guys.. or the other way around.. My dad feels the same way.
Now if I actually owned a boat..
I'm guessing that's why so many of my ancestors were fisherman and navy-guys.. or the other way around.. My dad feels the same way.
Yes, let's immediately rule our inherited mental illness and go with proximity to water being the important bit to take from that medical history.
Yes, let's immediately rule our inherited mental illness and go with proximity to water being the important bit to take from that medical history.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm guessing that's why so many of my ancestors were fisherman and navy-guys.. or the other way around.. My dad feels the same way.
Yes, let's immediately rule our inherited mental illness and go with proximity to water being the important bit to take from that medical history.
Yes, let's immediately rule our inherited mental illness and go with proximity to water being the important bit to take from that medical history.
Well, I have yet to find something for that in the DSM.. Perhaps you should get on that and make up some Latin name for it so they can classify it already, aye?
So I kin gits mah meds!
(or maybe I grew up around a lot of boats and pictures of ships)
Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 6:04pm by Kelvyquayo
someproteinguy wrote:
Do whatever the gf wants you to do. Anything else will lead to endless nagging and griping.
Lol, it is funny. GF said today she decided she does not want to go; I decided I want to. I do enjoy her cooking so I think I won't get a PR equivalent.
Life is hard.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
GF said today she decided she does not want to go
Protip: She never wanted to go. She decided today you weren't worth going for.
Protip: She never wanted to go. She decided today you weren't worth going for.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
angrymnk wrote:
Life is hard.
Nerf life.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I'm still waiting on the Life 1.1 patch.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Check this out - this private University is offering up video gaming as a varsity sport. They currently have scholarships available for League of Legends players.
Only in Chicagoland.....
Only in Chicagoland.....
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Check this out - this private University is offering up video gaming as a varsity sport. They currently have scholarships available for League of Legends players.
Only in Chicagoland.....
Only in Chicagoland.....
Isn't that a web series? Videogame high school.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Smasharoo wrote:
GF said today she decided she does not want to go
Protip: She never wanted to go. She decided today you weren't worth going for.
Protip: She never wanted to go. She decided today you weren't worth going for.
Well, if I push for it, she will. I don't think I want to deal with the whining down the road. I am thinking long term:P
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Don't push it. If anything you can use it against her down the road. Something about giving up an awesome opportunity in a tropical paradise just for her so the least she could do is wear the leather panties and handcuffs for you on your birthday.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 8:46pm by someproteinguy
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 8:46pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
angrymnk wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
GF said today she decided she does not want to go
Protip: She never wanted to go. She decided today you weren't worth going for.
Protip: She never wanted to go. She decided today you weren't worth going for.
Well, if I push for it, she will. I don't think I want to deal with the whining down the road. I am thinking long term:P
Zam could have used a Caribbean correspondent.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Well, if I push for it, she will.
Nah, she'll probably leave. You already pushed her to making that decision, now it's just a question of a soft landing. Depending on how many potential future relationships she's already cultivating I'd say you have between 4 weeks and 3 months of relationship left. So, you know, don't buy a dog or anything.
Nah, she'll probably leave. You already pushed her to making that decision, now it's just a question of a soft landing. Depending on how many potential future relationships she's already cultivating I'd say you have between 4 weeks and 3 months of relationship left. So, you know, don't buy a dog or anything.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Plus, I bet they have free dogs in Puerto Rico.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nah, mate, $0.80 a pound.
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