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#1 Apr 29 2014 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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We told you to shoot them all already, now look what's happened. You all let them run wild didn't you? Now they're getting all uppity and demanding cell phones? And you know what? You caved again. This is only going to make the problem worse in the long run you know. You're just enabling the behavior.

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Canada has decided to install Wi-Fi at up to 20 thrillingly remote locations in some of its stunning national parks.

What's happened to Canada?
They've been taken over by moose.:6 (54.5%)
They're called "American tourists," though I see why you'd be confused.:4 (36.4%)
It will help everyone share the beauty! You're obviously a moose in disguise.:1 (9.1%)
It's too early in the morning for this ****.:0 (%)
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#2 Apr 29 2014 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
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If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the only thing thrilling about remote locations is that you're going to die.
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#3 Apr 29 2014 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, how is the heroine supposed to get the dreaded "No Signal" on her phone as the monster chases her if they have WiFi on every spruce tree?
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#4 Apr 29 2014 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Yeah, how is the heroine supposed to get the dreaded "No Signal" on her phone as the monster chases her if they have WiFi on every spruce tree?


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Unless she's trying to Skype for help, I don't think that will be a problem.
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#5 Apr 29 2014 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Yeah, how is the heroine supposed to get the dreaded "No Signal" on her phone as the monster chases her if they have WiFi on every spruce tree?
Probably like this.
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#6 Apr 29 2014 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Unless she's trying to Skype for help, I don't think that will be a problem.

Getting attacked by monster, this sucks lol!! #YOLO #Canadawifi #ThrillinglyRemoteLocation #Rapedbysasquatch
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#7 Apr 29 2014 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Yeah, how is the heroine supposed to get the dreaded "No Signal" on her phone as the monster chases her if they have WiFi on every spruce tree?
Probably like this.


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#8 Apr 29 2014 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also, my fairly old *** phone (Galaxy S2) can make calls over Wi-fi so I'd be surprised if newer ones didn't as well. So neener neener.
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#9 Apr 29 2014 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Yeah, how is the heroine supposed to get the dreaded "No Signal" on her phone as the monster chases her if they have WiFi on every spruce tree?
Probably like this.
I need to go pull out my Calvin and Hobbes collections now. I loved that one. Smiley: lol
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#10 Apr 29 2014 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if Canada remembers that you can take pictures with a regular old camera and still upload them to facebook when you return to civilization.

But why not put hot spots into the north woods?... total global coverage is right around the river bend.
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#11 Apr 29 2014 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't use my phone on canoe or camping trips, but I can see the use as an emergency tool
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#12 Apr 29 2014 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obviously on the payroll of the pro-moose propaganda machine.

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#13 Apr 29 2014 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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The U.S. Government probably pressured Canadian to install the WiFi hot spots so they can track terrorists hiking through the wilderness.
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#14 Apr 29 2014 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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You think they've not been monitoring Red Green for years?
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"It's been an interesting week here at the Lodge. Mikey and Frank found an abandoned van down by the lake with canisters in the back marked 'refined plutonium'. Frank wanted to try launching them with the catapult he made from a pick-up truck bed and seven hundred feet of garden hose but Mikey thought that if they could open them, the fuel would be great for a barbeque..."
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Jophiel wrote:
"It's been an interesting week here at the Lodge. Mikey and Frank found an abandoned van down by the lake with canisters in the back marked 'refined plutonium'. Frank wanted to try launching them with the catapult he made from a pick-up truck bed and seven hundred feet of garden hose but Mikey thought that if they could open them, the fuel would be great for a barbeque..."



The episode in which Edgar gets picked up by US agents for attempting to make a dirty bomb.

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