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#27 Apr 26 2014 at 12:11 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Which, as I mentioned earlier, is not normally what people are referring to when they say something is "in the south", or "from the south". They're usually referring to the states that formed the Confederate States during the Civil war and/or those state which were Slave States and/or south of the Mason-Dixon line (and East of the Mississippi).
With those delineations I would think "Deep South".

Texas is full of yokels who talks all funny and drag black folks to death behind their pick-up trucks, so, yeah "South".
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#28 Apr 26 2014 at 2:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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I see why San Diego ranked #20

I take it back. Now I'm actually amazed that San Diego managed to do as well as #20. There much be some super funny guy in that town making up the deficit.
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#29 Apr 26 2014 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought we had gone through this before, but I see we need a refresher course.
I found this visual aid.
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#30 Apr 27 2014 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
I thought we had gone through this before, but I see we need a refresher course.
I found this visual aid.

That helps a little...
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#31 Apr 27 2014 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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Frequency of visits to Cheezburger comedy websites, such as Lolcats and FAIL Blog
Number of comedy clubs per square mile in each city
Traveling comedians’ ratings of each city’s comedy-club audiences

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#32 Apr 28 2014 at 4:20 PM Rating: Default
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Nadenu wrote:
I thought we had gone through this before, but I see we need a refresher course. The south is TN, MS, AL, LA, GA, NC, SC. Edges of the south are AR, KY and VA. In extreme circumstances, and usually mostly in the past, MD was considered part of the south because the Mason-Dixie line is technically north of it. FL might be in the southern part of the US, but it is a northern state. TX is it's own, no one wants it. NM and AZ are the west.


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gbaji wrote:
Which, as I mentioned earlier, is not normally what people are referring to when they say something is "in the south", or "from the south". They're usually referring to the states that formed the Confederate States during the Civil war and/or those state which were Slave States and/or south of the Mason-Dixon line (and East of the Mississippi).
With those delineations I would think "Deep South".

Texas is full of yokels who talks all funny and drag black folks to death behind their pick-up trucks, so, yeah "South".


Get back to me when you guys can come to a consensus. But in the meantime, I'll happily go on assuming that places like Vegas and Fresno are not in "the south".
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#33 Apr 28 2014 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bijou's from up north. AND he can't see. Texas is not the south. Texas is Texas.

And speaking of the south, we're all going to blow away tonight anyway. Smiley: frown
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#34 Apr 28 2014 at 4:47 PM Rating: Good
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Bijou's from up north.
Tru dat. Everything south of Nebraska is "the South" to us folks.
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#35 Apr 28 2014 at 7:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, Texas seceded, so your definition is ambiguous at best.

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#36 Apr 28 2014 at 11:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Also, Texas seceded, so your definition is ambiguous at best.


Don't tease me.
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#37 Apr 29 2014 at 5:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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I mean with the Confederacy. They've been all hat and no cattle since then.
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#39 May 01 2014 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
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Good ole' B-more should get on the list for this alone


Skip to 1:20 for the punch-line.

Whole damn city's falling apart!Smiley: grin
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#40 May 02 2014 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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It was probably built in China.

Now there's a place that's falling apart all the time.
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#41 May 02 2014 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Portland?
Visit Portland, Oregon. Now funnier than Denver!

It might work? Smiley: rolleyes



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Portland, Oregon, is on the list because of Fred Armisen’s IFC comedy Portlandia.
I dunno, I'd say Mel Blanc and Matt Groening, but whatever works for them.

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#42 May 02 2014 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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I feel like I should watch Portlandia but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Probably because no one watches IFC.
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#43 May 02 2014 at 10:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't worry you aren't missing much. I mean, it has its moments and everything, but it's the kind of show that's probably right where it should be on some backwater cable channel.
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#44 May 02 2014 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
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Portland?
Visit Portland, Oregon. Now funnier than Denver!

It might work? Smiley: rolleyes

No way, man, after legalization everything's funnier in Denver!

You ever been to Denver...on weed??
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#45 May 02 2014 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
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Portland?
Visit Portland, Oregon. Now funnier than Denver!

It might work? Smiley: rolleyes

No way, man, after legalization everything's funnier in Denver!

You ever been to Denver...on weed??
Maybe that's why they're on the list? I also remember lots of prairie dogs by the airport, they looked kinda funny. Oh! Also that Denver college class that spammed the WoW forums with surveys once a year. They were amusing too.

Edit #1: What funny does happen in Denver anyway?

Edit #2: Ah okay, you guys had Tim Allen.

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#46 May 02 2014 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't worry you aren't missing much. I mean, it has its moments and everything, but it's the kind of show that's probably right where it should be on some backwater cable channel.

I need to orchestrate an accident where I wind up in a body cast for three months and can catch up on all the TV I should have seen. Preferably something heroic to avoid others contempt.

"Jophiel's been doing nothing but watching Breaking Bad for the past two weeks."
"Yeah, but saving those orphans from that leopard messed him up bad so who are we to judge?"
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#47 May 02 2014 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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#48 May 02 2014 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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You called my bluff Smiley: frown I want to watch it but not bad enough to suffer a leopard mauling first.
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#49 May 02 2014 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Awww, and I was going to film it and put it on youtube too. Smiley: frown

Edited, May 2nd 2014 9:43am by someproteinguy
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#50 May 02 2014 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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I need to orchestrate an accident where I wind up in a body cast for three months and can catch up on all the TV I should have seen.
Try skiing.

Or parking at a ski lodge ...
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#51 May 02 2014 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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