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#1 Feb 17 2014 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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They seriously give out medals for this?
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#2 Feb 18 2014 at 12:56 AM Rating: Good
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I've been led to believe this is the primary reason women watch the winter Olympics.
#3 Feb 18 2014 at 1:28 AM Rating: Good
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Ice dancing in it's many varients is something for middle aged women who think those Swarovski crystal dolphins and **** are beautiful.

Either that or weeaboos who fancy the effeminate Japanese guys.
#4 Feb 18 2014 at 2:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Better than curling.
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#5 Feb 18 2014 at 3:55 AM Rating: Good
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Curling is actually quite fascinating once you know what to look for. They've got better fashion sense than ice dancers too.
#6 Feb 18 2014 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good
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Curling is actually quite fascinating once you know what to look for.
The remote?
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#7 Feb 18 2014 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good
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Curling is actually quite fascinating once you know what to look for.
The remote?


I was going to say the G-Spot.
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#8 Feb 18 2014 at 5:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Better than curling.
Which is better than MLP.
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#9 Feb 18 2014 at 6:23 AM Rating: Good
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I just see such little difference between Ice Dancing and Figure Skating and both are pretty boring to watch. That's not to say the skaters are not talented, well-trained athletes. Many of the Olympic 'sports' seem questionable.

I think Curling is kind of interesting to watch.
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#10 Feb 18 2014 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Better than curling.
I'll take curling over ice dancing any day.

Also, all those downhill ski/snowboard events where people are jumping all over the place are starting to blur together.
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#11 Feb 18 2014 at 12:50 PM Rating: Good
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Ugh, can it be time for the Summer Olympics, the only ones that really matter, yet?
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#12 Feb 18 2014 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
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I just see such little difference between Ice Dancing and Figure Skating

Eh...there's a pretty significant difference in athleticism. That said, I'm in favor of 0 judged events at any Olympics. Obviously it'll never work that way, but anything with random people deciding who wins is generally not worth watching.
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#14 Feb 18 2014 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, ice dancing has no jumping elements. It's ballroom dancing on skates. Whereas pairs figure skating has like synchronized triple jumps and spinning throws.

Not that I watch either of them.
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Implying I care in the first place.
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#16 Feb 18 2014 at 9:16 PM Rating: Good
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We, citizens of the world, need to get the guy from the And 1 Mixtape tour to announce ice dancing at the next Olympics. In fact, he should just announce everything.

"OH BABY! DO THEM TWIZZLES, YOUNG BLOOD!"
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
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Implying I care in the first place.

Enough to post about it multiple times.
#18 Feb 19 2014 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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#19 Feb 19 2014 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
I just see such little difference between Ice Dancing and Figure Skating

Eh...there's a pretty significant difference in athleticism.
Yeah, but they're both just as boring to watch.
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#20 Feb 19 2014 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
We, citizens of the world, need to get the guy from the And 1 Mixtape tour to announce ice dancing at the next Olympics.
As good a place as any to suggest Hawking's robovoice.
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