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I had to look her up.
Looks like a loss to the male population.
Wasn't half of entertainment industry gay? Can we just have the president announce he is gay and get this thing over with?
i am sorry. Replace gay with butt-pirates.
Looks like a loss to the male population.
Wasn't half of entertainment industry gay? Can we just have the president announce he is gay and get this thing over with?
i am sorry. Replace gay with butt-pirates.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
All those hours thinking about what it was like when she was ******** Michael Cera were wasted?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Meh. At most she was **** material and that is not going to change based on her sexual preferences. -shrug-
Criminy wrote:
At most she was **** material
Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Little known fact: all women in Hollywood named Ellen are lesbians. It's a sort of code they agreed upon at the last union meeting.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.
Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being gay. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.
Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being gay. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You find Ellen Page unattractive? Huh.
Kristen Stewart I get. I understand why I'm supposed to find her attractive but something about the sum of her parts makes my lizard brain go "?... nah."
Kristen Stewart I get. I understand why I'm supposed to find her attractive but something about the sum of her parts makes my lizard brain go "?... nah."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I thought Ellen Page had already come out before. Huh.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
She had to come out now because David Cage was probably hitting on her.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Ellen Page is cute, in a little kid sort of way. She's not very curvy.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Ellen Page is cute, in a little kid sort of way. She's not very curvy.
Finding her attractive makes me feel like a <Google censored word here>.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Jophiel wrote:
Criminy wrote:
At most she was **** material
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Meh, to me she looks like she could be Jenna Coleman's much less attractive sister.
Never regret.To regret is to assume.
Smasharoo wrote:
This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.
Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being gay. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.
Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being gay. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.
I wasn't judging from her style or anything, it's just been heavily rumored for years now.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
You find Ellen Page unattractive? Huh.
Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable. Sorry, 12 year old boys :(
Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable. Sorry, 12 year old boys :(
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I wasn't judging from her style or anything, it's just been heavily rumored for years now.
Sure, but that's selection bias. Everyone in hollywood is "heavily rumored" to be gay basically all the time. While there certainly to seem to be a higher percentage of gays in the dramatic arts and related "industry" professions, for it to match the "heavy rumors" almost everyone would need to be.
Sure, but that's selection bias. Everyone in hollywood is "heavily rumored" to be gay basically all the time. While there certainly to seem to be a higher percentage of gays in the dramatic arts and related "industry" professions, for it to match the "heavy rumors" almost everyone would need to be.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable.
Stock "12 year old boy" remark aside, I don't see that. But I guess now I know who to have curate my large collection of twelve-year old boys in wigs.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Stock "12 year old boy" remark aside, I don't see that.
She's not blonde, honestly, it's probably mostly that. Let me photoshop blonde hair on her....yup, that's the key. No wonder I always had a thing for Jake Bussey.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
Criminy wrote:
At most she was **** material
Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.
I am sure you are princess.
Her acting has zero bearing on her sexuality. The only damn thing a person's sexuality concerns is sex. Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her let alone advancing their relationship with her to the point of consensual sex. Hence why at most she is **** material.
Criminy wrote:
Hence why at most she is **** material.
At least the cooling breeze of the whoosh will sooth your feverishly chaffed dong.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Criminy wrote:
Hence why at most she is **** material.
At least the cooling breeze of the whoosh will sooth your feverishly chaffed dong.
Who said I ****** to her? Kindly don't project unto others there.
Oh right, her.
Thanks Obama.
Thanks Obama.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Criminy wrote:
Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I can't say I knew she was gay. or even strongly suspected. But after I heard, it wasn't terribly surprising.
That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same sex.
At least, not unless there is video proof. In which case I might be interested, depending on who the person is...
That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same sex.
At least, not unless there is video proof. In which case I might be interested, depending on who the person is...
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