Ok, so I remember a few posts here or in the OOT about how absolutely disgusting women's toilets are...much much worse than men's. Is this the kind of thing you were referring to?
http://imgur.com/U5gDCUy
I've seen a pic that was even worse than this of blood and unidentifiable flesh on the floor and up the walls. I can't imagine how this happens, unless a woman gives birth on the toilet. If this pic is taken in the men's room, well, god help the man and his gastro-intestinal tract. What's going on?
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My bet would be projectile vomit. A mixture of too much soda and candy while at the theater.
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Aripyanfar wrote:
What's going on?
Really though, I'd guessing someone's tummy was tipsy.
Edited, Nov 23rd 2013 8:50pm by someproteinguy
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I'm so sorry. But an enquiring mind has to know. It is boggled in the mean time.
Heavy flow and none of those sanitary seats so they kind of hover and have to be at a distance that protects against splash.
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Way too much red wine and bad food = red projectile vomiting.
Looks like someone gave birth.
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Heavy flow and none of those sanitary seats so they kind of hover and have to be at a distance that protects against splash.
By the pic they must have been clinging to the ceiling to avoid that splash.
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Someone threw up on the toilet. You can't even smell a picture.
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I've never really understood the whole "hover over the seat" thing. I mean, if there's already a mess on the toilet seat, that kinda makes sense, but then why not wipe off the seat instead (or find one that's clean)? Hovering to avoid splash makes no sense because the higher your rear, the more splash. You're more or less creating the problem, both for yourself and whomever comes in after you.
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Aripyanfar wrote:
I can't imagine how this happens, unless a woman gives birth on the toilet. If this pic is taken in the men's room, well, god help the man and his gastro-intestinal tract. What's going on?
We need Professor Oak to determine if it's a boy toilet or a girl toilet.
Apart from that, I can offer you these possibilities.
A: Someone had a lot of Ribena and spilt some on the seat for ***** and giggles.
B: A dwarf tried too hard, and imploded (imp-loded, heh). That's what made the little red stain and fleshlike scraps.
C: This is a high render CGI of one of those (jail?) cells in Resident Evil Survivor.
D: A man-eating toilet.
E: A woman-eating toilet.
My question isn't so much what it is, but who the hell let you in my house?
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I've never really understood the whole "hover over the seat" thing.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Inspired by this thread, I went looking for the source of the term "projectile vomit," since projectile isn't an everyday word. Thought maybe it was inspired by The Exorcist. But it turns out it's actually a medical term, from at least 100 years ago.
When my mother was 22 she ate some hash, and then later projectile vomited 10 ft across an artist's studio. She's so embarrassed by the incident to this day that I never asked her if she got vomit on his artwork.
He sold the splashed canvas for $1.7 million and it hangs today in the Louvre.
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Wouldn't abstract modern art like that be better suited for the MoMa in NY rather than the Louvre?
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Aripyanfar wrote:
What's going on?
The inner workings of the female mind/body continue to elude me.
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Finally caved in and looked. My dry heaves indicate my regrets. I've seen a toilet like that before, on the night of my husband's PhD graduation.
Someone drank a whole bottle of wine by themselves in under an hour.
Someone drank a whole bottle of wine by themselves in under an hour.
It's definitely vomit. You can see some french fries in it. But wow, someone really had no regard for the next person in line. I've seen some bad toilets but this one is the worst.
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