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#1 Jan 25 2012 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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Age: 25-34
Gender: Male


What does google say about you?


Gender is wrong in this case...
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#2 Jan 25 2012 at 8:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Link doesn't take me anywhere interesting. Just to Google ad preferences manager.
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#3 Jan 25 2012 at 8:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's where you can see what demographics google has guessed for you
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Huh.

Nope.

I'm an enigma.
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#5 Jan 25 2012 at 8:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Checking from my phone, it guesses that I'm a male, age 18-24. It seems to base this on the fact that damn near 100% of my queries are video game related.

Close, but I'm 27 in March.
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#6 Jan 25 2012 at 8:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I kind of lol'd that at the bottom of my visited site categories was "Shopping - Undergarments."
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Google apparently doesn't think much about me at all. We've grown apart. Smiley: cry

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We infer your age and gender based on the websites you've visited. You can remove or edit these at any time.


Age: 18-24

Gender: Female


Age is wrong but Im not upset about it Smiley: lol
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#9 Jan 25 2012 at 8:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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No interest or demographic categories are associated with your ads preferences so far.
I like to think I'm eclectic.
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#10 Jan 25 2012 at 8:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Google's about as good at this as that one social aggregator site that said I lived in a million dollar home with one bathroom and no air conditioning.
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#11 Jan 25 2012 at 8:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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To be fair, the bathroom is really nice.
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#12 Jan 25 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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We infer your age and gender based on the websites you've visited. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Age: 35-44
Gender: Male


Because only men play video games. Smiley: mad
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Age: 25-34
Gender: Male


Spot on. And pretty much the only ads I get at all anymore are for Vibrams.
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#14 Jan 25 2012 at 10:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Because only men play video games. Smiley: mad

I know, right? It's like Google never heard of Farmville!
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#15 Jan 25 2012 at 10:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Age: 18-24
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Google thinks I look at least 24 years younger than I am. That's a tickle for any woman. Smiley: laugh
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#16 Jan 25 2012 at 10:57 PM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Age: 18-24
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Google thinks I look at least 24 years younger than I am. That's a tickle for any woman. Smiley: laugh


It also thinks you have a flat chest and a penis.

Less of a compliment for most women.
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#17 Jan 25 2012 at 11:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not most women. Smiley: sly
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I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
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#19 Jan 25 2012 at 11:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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TirithRR wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Age: 18-24
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Google thinks I look at least 24 years younger than I am. That's a tickle for any woman. Smiley: laugh


It also thinks you have a flat chest and a penis.

Less of a compliment for most women.


Google can't remember if Ari is female, or gay.


How does this keep being applicable??
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#21 Jan 26 2012 at 1:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm with Joph and Samira:

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It's a good place to be, IMHO.
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#22 Jan 26 2012 at 5:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm with Joph and Samira:

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No interest or demographic categories are associated with your ads preferences so far. You can add or edit interests and demographics at any time.


It's a good place to be, IMHO.

So what you're saying is you're uninteresting. Poor dear...
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#23 Jan 26 2012 at 7:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uninteresting, am I? Smiley: mad

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#24 Jan 26 2012 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mr Winky got all the character.
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Uninteresting, am I? Smiley: mad

Don't listen to them. We're mysteriously eclectic.
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#26 Jan 26 2012 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uninteresting, am I? Smiley: mad


Pid-a-ful.
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#27 Jan 26 2012 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm so ninja google don't got a thing on me.
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#28 Jan 26 2012 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Age: 18-24
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Well, I'm 24 and male. So go google, I suppose.
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#29 Jan 26 2012 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Age: 18-24
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Google thinks I look at least 24 years younger than I am. That's a tickle for any woman. Smiley: laugh
I thought you were 25ish.
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#30 Jan 26 2012 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Age: 45-54
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Google got the age right but the gender wrong. Seems odd. If it's the gaming sites that cause me to be cast as a male, wouldn't they also assume that I'm not so old?

I can't shake this whole 'age' thing for nothing.

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#31 Jan 26 2012 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Google got the age right but the gender wrong. Seems odd. If it's the gaming sites that cause me to be cast as a male, wouldn't they also assume that I'm not so old?

I can't shake this whole 'age' thing for nothing.


Do you have a google e-mail account, or youtube account? They probably cheated.
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It's a good place to be, IMHO.


Ditto. Of course it just may be all the kangaroo porn confusing the hell out of it.
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Google infers that you're heavily invested in research regarding lesbians...
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To all those that think you've wasted 10 years of your life playing MMOs, don't worry. According to Google you haven't aged 1 minute since you started playing.

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#35 Jan 26 2012 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Google doesn't know about Joph because he uses add block and probably other similar tools
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Google doesn't know about Joph because he uses add block and probably other similar tools


???
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Do you have a google e-mail account, or youtube account? They probably cheated.[/quote]
I've got two gmail accounts, both linked to youtube and are least one with picasa...wonder if it's looking at both, or just one that's was last logged in...
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#39 Jan 26 2012 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."
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Checking from my phone, it guesses that I'm a male, age 18-24. It seems to base this on the fact that damn near 100% of my queries are video game related.

Close, but I'm 27 in March.


It said the same thing about me and I'm a 32 year old female.

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The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."
On Youtube, you click one link to a Chinese(I think) bra commercial, and suddenly your recommended bar is filled with nothing but Chinese bra commercials.
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Jophiel wrote:
The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."
On Youtube, you click one link to a Chinese(I think) bra commercial, and suddenly your recommended bar is filled with nothing but Chinese bra commercials.


You say this like it's a bad thing...
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Amazon as well. One person links "LOL look a USB vibrator!" to Amazon and the rest of your days are filled with USB powered sex toy suggestions unless you manually remove all traces of your transgressions.
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I'm left being reminded of the Amazon Harry Potter Vibrating Nimbus 2000 comments page. "I bought it for my son, but my older daughter took it from him and disappears into her room for hours!"
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The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."

"Would you like to continue watching Medium? Or The Vampire Diaries? Or go back to Pocoyo?"
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It's a good place to be, IMHO.


Ditto. Of course it just may be all the kangaroo porn confusing the hell out of it.


Well, hell, if they can't cope with a little marsupial wink-wink, what the hell can they do?


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