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#1 Nov 14 2014 at 2:11 AM Rating: Good
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Is it just me, or has the overall quality of prank calls gone downhill in the last few years? There was once a time when at least people put in enough effort to be entertaining, but nowadays... damn kids. Smiley: motz

Edited, Nov 14th 2014 1:12am by Poldaran
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I feel like I'm missing something. Smiley: confused

Edit: Ah, okay. I get it now. That's much funnier than the one I got tonight. Guy just talked for a few minutes asking relevant questions. Then he said, "Hey, you sound familiar. Have we met?"
My response: "It's possible if you've ever been here before."
"Oh. Well I ****** your wife last night. She was great." *click*

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#4 Nov 14 2014 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's much funnier than the one I got tonight. Guy just talked for a few minutes asking relevant questions. Then he said, "Hey, you sound familiar. Have we met?"
My response: "It's possible if you've ever been here before."
"Oh. Well I ****** your wife last night. She was great." *click*


How did he prevent you from hanging up way ealier?
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's much funnier than the one I got tonight. Guy just talked for a few minutes asking relevant questions. Then he said, "Hey, you sound familiar. Have we met?"
My response: "It's possible if you've ever been here before."
"Oh. Well I ****** your wife last night. She was great." *click*
How did he prevent you from hanging up way ealier?
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Edited, Nov 14th 2014 6:38am by Poldaran
#7 Nov 14 2014 at 8:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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It took a lot of time and effort for him to work up the courage to admit to ******* your wife. Show a little respect.

I didn't know people still made crank calls in this age of caller ID.
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#9 Nov 14 2014 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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This last summer my husband found some prank phone call website and proceeded to prank me, the kids a few close friends and his sisters. The latter got him into a crapton of trouble as the sisters (three of them) got mad, whined all over fb and eventually told his Mom.

From a bystander point of view, it was entertaining watching my 50+ year old husband get scolded by his mom for pranking his little sisters.






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I don't pick up the phone for calls from ID blocked numbers. Maybe you do.
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#11 Nov 14 2014 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
TherealLogros wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's much funnier than the one I got tonight. Guy just talked for a few minutes asking relevant questions. Then he said, "Hey, you sound familiar. Have we met?"
My response: "It's possible if you've ever been here before."
"Oh. Well I ****** your wife last night. She was great." *click*
How did he prevent you from hanging up way ealier?
Smiley: tongue


Edited, Nov 14th 2014 6:38am by Poldaran


I saw that. I was just wondering what these relevant questions were. That is if he pretended to be someone from some institution or the like.
#12 Nov 14 2014 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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I don't pick up the phone for calls from ID blocked numbers. Maybe you do.
Maybe in the land of Obamaphones and welfare checks raining from the skies, but here in 'murka some of us have no choice but to answer the phones in our cozy silver mines for work related reasons.

Or have someone answer the phones and sometimes transfer them to you, as the case may be.
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That one call left unanswered could be the life-changing one. How would you even know?





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Elinda wrote:
This last summer my husband found some prank phone call website and proceeded to prank me, the kids a few close friends and his sisters. The latter got him into a crapton of trouble as the sisters (three of them) got mad, whined all over fb and eventually told his Mom.

From a bystander point of view, it was entertaining watching my 50+ year old husband get scolded by his mom for pranking his little sisters.
It wasn't the Optimus Prime one from a while back, was it? Because I once used that to prank an ex guild leader for the lulz. I never found out what became of it.

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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
TherealLogros wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's much funnier than the one I got tonight. Guy just talked for a few minutes asking relevant questions. Then he said, "Hey, you sound familiar. Have we met?"
My response: "It's possible if you've ever been here before."
"Oh. Well I ****** your wife last night. She was great." *click*
How did he prevent you from hanging up way ealier?
Smiley: tongue


Edited, Nov 14th 2014 6:38am by Poldaran
I saw that. I was just wondering what these relevant questions were. That is if he pretended to be someone from some institution or the like.
I was at work. They were asking questions customers would normally ask. I thought I had mentioned that earlier, but it seems I neglected that part.


Edited, Nov 14th 2014 10:27am by Poldaran
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Elinda wrote:
That one call left unanswered could be the life-changing one. How would you even know?

Well, my life would change. Or not change. If the phone rings and my life doesn't change, I'll assume it was a missed life-changing call.
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#16 Nov 14 2014 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Spoiled youngins with their anonymous logins and throw away twitter accounts. Remember the days back when you had to work to troll someone? Actually talk to them, and interact? Maybe go to the payphone (ask your parents what that is) at the gas station?

Kids these days...

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When I was a kid, phone booths were mostly utilized as smoke bomb test chambers.Smiley: nod
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When I was a kid, phone booths were mostly utilized as smoke bomb test chambers.Smiley: nod
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
I'm old enough to not only remember this but to have had to endure it back in my Pharmacy days. I also worked at one point in a "Drug Store" that had three phone booths up front. Occasionally they would ring and we had a stock boy (yeah, he was a boy and he replaced stock on the shelves) who would answer with many variations, only one that I remember - "city morgue, you kill 'em we chill 'em"

"Hello is this Mr. Lifschitz? It is? Well if your lip ***** my *** talks!"

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