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#77 Apr 01 2012 at 1:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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#78 Apr 01 2012 at 2:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hey Bijou! Remembering names is important mmmkay??!

(Wow! Large tags are awesome! It is so nice to finally be able to talk to Bijou!!!)
#79 Apr 01 2012 at 9:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Damnit, this is why I only hinted. I knew if you said her name that she'd appear. Now look what you've done. This time we can't convince her to put a permanent marker up her ***. Smiley: cry

Also, I like how her signature has a quote from Ash from the time she had said previous failed sock and reappeared when her cover was blown. Whatever. Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, Apr 1st 2012 10:16am by Guenny
#80 Apr 01 2012 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Back then I was way too busy being an idiot on my own account to have time to maintain a sock.

Oh, and on topic... I wouldn't even know the difference between a Ferrari or a Lamborghini if Guenny ran me over in one.
#81 Apr 01 2012 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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When I was a little teen my bicycle slid out from me at speed and I lay still in shock for a while from hitting the road so hard on my knee, which lost its skin. A nice man stopped his jag, helped me up and offered to drive me home. I said yes and he put my bike in his trunk - which because it was a jag, meant that most of my bike was sticking OUT of the open trunk. He drove me home. It was a really olde Jag, but DAMN it was a nice car to be driven slowly home in so the bike didn't fall out.

Apparently drivers of more expensive cars are inclined to break road rules more often than drivers of less expensive cars. However I've had good experiences. One suburb over is the wealthiest in Melbourne, and I frequently cross on foot the main shopping strip between. It might just be the odds, but when I've actually been out of the house I've often had drivers of $200k cars and upwards slow and stop so I can cross that road without lights. It might be because I use a cane, but still.
#82 Apr 01 2012 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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When I was a little teen my bicycle slid out from me at speed and I lay still in shock for a while from hitting the road so hard on my knee, which lost its skin. A nice man stopped his jag, helped me up and offered to drive me home. I said yes and he put my bike in his trunk - which because it was a jag, meant that most of my bike was sticking OUT of the open trunk. He drove me home.


During which part of this story did he start to offer you candy or a drink?
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#83 Apr 01 2012 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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No, the paedophile in my life was my blood father, whom I was removed from and haven't seen face to face since I was 3. You might have thought that would teach me something, but mostly it taught me that family members were scary and strangers were safer.
#84 Apr 01 2012 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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God, you really a worthless poster. Do you actually have any kind of personality? In fourteen thousand posts, all you've shown is three attributes, three jokes; British, athiest, Science!guy. I get it. We all get it.

Just please, please, stop.

Oh look, Kavekk is doing his "I don't like Nilatai" thing again. N'aw.

You are entirely forgettable. I on the other hand have three jokes; British, atheist, Science!guy.

We're talking about how **** you are, don't try and change the subject. There's a lot of mileage left in it.

You know, because you're really ****.

Get it? You're terrible, that's the punchline.
#85 Apr 01 2012 at 1:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd tell you two to take your sexting to PMs, except I prefer voyeuristic opportunities. Unlike Kalivha and Sassy.

Also, hello GB! I'm the one on oxy now. My doctor decided he didn't like how much pain I was in, and neglected to tell me about the incredible memory problems. I think I'm going to wean myself off it slowly. I'd rather be in agony than have to sit for ten minutes 4 times an hour to remember a simple word I need to communicate to people. The last 3 words/phrases that took me that long to work out were: "address book", "negative", and "real-estate agent".

It's scary to struggle for ten minutes to remember how to say "negative".
#86 Apr 01 2012 at 2:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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But on the plus side ari if someone asks you a question and it takes 10 minutes to respond they might think you are being sagely about the advice you are about to give.
#87 Apr 01 2012 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
God, you really a worthless poster. Do you actually have any kind of personality? In fourteen thousand posts, all you've shown is three attributes, three jokes; British, athiest, Science!guy. I get it. We all get it.

Just please, please, stop.

Oh look, Kavekk is doing his "I don't like Nilatai" thing again. N'aw.

You are entirely forgettable. I on the other hand have three jokes; British, atheist, Science!guy.

We're talking about how sh*t you are, don't try and change the subject. There's a lot of mileage left in it.

You know, because you're really sh*t.

Get it? You're terrible, that's the punchline.

Yawn.
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#88 Apr 01 2012 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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Well, this thread started out inane and awful and took a turn for the repulsive and boring.
#89 Apr 01 2012 at 9:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hello GB, kudos on the clarity.
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#90 Apr 01 2012 at 11:35 PM Rating: Good
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Well, this thread started out inane and awful and took a turn for the repulsive and boring.


The news as it happens, eh?
#91 Apr 02 2012 at 1:35 AM Rating: Good
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Also, hello GB! I'm the one on oxy now. My doctor decided he didn't like how much pain I was in, and neglected to tell me about the incredible memory problems. I think I'm going to wean myself off it slowly. I'd rather be in agony than have to sit for ten minutes 4 times an hour to remember a simple word I need to communicate to people. The last 3 words/phrases that took me that long to work out were: "address book", "negative", and "real-estate agent".

It's scary to struggle for ten minutes to remember how to say "negative".
I feel for you. :( It was so frustrating to struggle for the simplest words (I remember having an issue over "salt shaker" once). My balance has also improved so much being off of it. I rarely fall due to my condition anymore.

I spent most of last year in and out of the hospital and with in-home visiting nurses and they tried to put me back on it. I just couldn't go through it again. I had several arguments with doctors over it and refused to give in.

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But on the plus side ari if someone asks you a question and it takes 10 minutes to respond they might think you are being sagely about the advice you are about to give.
This could be true for Ari, but for me, after 10 minutes of staring off into space I usually gave them, "I got nothin'. What were we talking about?"

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Thank you kindly on the kudos!
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#93 Apr 04 2012 at 12:54 AM Rating: Default
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Pull your heads out of your asses if you want to talk about sports cars. Italy is soo yesterday; hell Europe is soo last year. Detriot use to have it where it counted but behold what Richland Washington is building.
http://www.sscnorthamerica.com/tuatara.php
#94 Apr 04 2012 at 4:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pull your heads out of your asses if you want to talk about sports cars. Italy is soo yesterday; hell Europe is soo last year. Detriot use to have it where it counted but behold what Richland Washington is building.
http://www.sscnorthamerica.com/tuatara.php
That's a great sportscar for a lone driver who wants to stay lone. But can you see why no one is ever going to pick up in that car?

#95 Apr 04 2012 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
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Pull your heads out of your asses if you want to talk about sports cars. Italy is soo yesterday; hell Europe is soo last year. Detriot use to have it where it counted but behold what Richland Washington is building.
http://www.sscnorthamerica.com/tuatara.php
That's a great sportscar for a lone driver who wants to stay lone. But can you see why no one is ever going to pick up in that car?

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#96 Apr 04 2012 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
That car is just weird looking.

Once I can actually afford to buy a newish car, I'll take a nice Toyota or Honda hybrid and be content with that. Asian cars last forever.
#97 Apr 04 2012 at 7:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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too bad the food makes me hungry after 30 minutes...
#98 Apr 05 2012 at 2:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Neither, both those cars are tacky, overpriced, and impractical, and in the case of Lambroghinis, ugly as ****.

If I want to bother with something even remotely flashy in a car, I might go for a Ford Mustang, or maybe a Dodge Charger.
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#100 Apr 05 2012 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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He didn't say Camaro.
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