Having completed my 30th circumnavigation of the sun today I have decided to build a spaceship and park it at a location stationary to the sun forever preventing me from becoming 31. I will power its station keeping drives with my defunct hopes and dreams and the growth of my soon to be fantastically kept front lawn.
edited to correct my senility.
Edited, Jan 27th 2012 10:31am by Yodabunny
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If it is any consolation, you'll soon be fertilizer for your fantastically kept front lawn. So Happy Eventually Demise.
As an aside, my birthday is the same day as John Romita, Sr's. I'm always psyched when I remember that.
As an aside, my birthday is the same day as John Romita, Sr's. I'm always psyched when I remember that.
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How many of us do you have room for on that ship? Sounds like a fun ride.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
catwho wrote:
Sounds like a fun ride.
Happy birthday Yoda.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
catwho wrote:
How many of us do you have room for on that ship? Sounds like a fun ride.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
It's pretty tight, but I'm sure I can fit you in ;).
Yodabunny wrote:
catwho wrote:
How many of us do you have room for on that ship? Sounds like a fun ride.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
It's pretty tight, but I'm sure I can fit you in ;).
You know I have to do it since I am around teens all day!
That's what she said!
someproteinguy wrote:
Congratulations on reaching the top, don't worry it's all downhill from here.
Also, gratznstuff.
I can't wait for your reaction when the neighbors dog takes a dump on you new lawn!
Edited, Jan 27th 2012 5:36pm by Tailmon
Edited, Jan 27th 2012 5:36pm by Tailmon
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Well done on not being dead yet.
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My inner drunk teen just streaked your lawn.
I'd stop and say happy birthday, but I'm following Ari.
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May you never find hippos or birdies, or a couple of ewes wandering on your lawn.
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I sea what ewe did there.
I bet everyone was sheepish to point it out, but I knew someone with shear courage wool'd come along and shave the day.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Wonder Gem Pawkeshup wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
I sea what ewe did there.
I bet everyone was sheepish to point it out, but I knew someone with shear courage wool'd come along and shave the day.
These puns are baaad.
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I note that many are flocking here to offer birthday wishes.
I'd ram in a pun here, but that's not my stile.
Feliz Cumpleanos, Yodabunny!!
I'd ram in a pun here, but that's not my stile.
Feliz Cumpleanos, Yodabunny!!
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