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#1 Jan 27 2012 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Having completed my 30th circumnavigation of the sun today I have decided to build a spaceship and park it at a location stationary to the sun forever preventing me from becoming 31. I will power its station keeping drives with my defunct hopes and dreams and the growth of my soon to be fantastically kept front lawn.

edited to correct my senility.


Edited, Jan 27th 2012 10:31am by Yodabunny
#2 Jan 27 2012 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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If it is any consolation, you'll soon be fertilizer for your fantastically kept front lawn. So Happy Eventually Demise.

As an aside, my birthday is the same day as John Romita, Sr's. I'm always psyched when I remember that.
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#3 Jan 27 2012 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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How many of us do you have room for on that ship? Sounds like a fun ride.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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catwho wrote:
Sounds like a fun ride.
Yea, except it'll be Canadian made and last I checked, there was no winter at the sun.

Happy birthday Yoda.
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catwho wrote:
How many of us do you have room for on that ship? Sounds like a fun ride.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.


It's pretty tight, but I'm sure I can fit you in ;).
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Yodabunny wrote:
catwho wrote:
How many of us do you have room for on that ship? Sounds like a fun ride.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.


It's pretty tight, but I'm sure I can fit you in ;).


You know I have to do it since I am around teens all day!

That's what she said! Smiley: sly
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You sure now how to motivate people to make something of the rest of their lives.




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#11 Jan 27 2012 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
I can't wait for your reaction when the neighbors dog takes a dump on you new lawn!

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Congrats on surviving another year!
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Well done on not being dead yet.

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Only 30??

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My inner drunk teen just streaked your lawn.
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#17 Jan 28 2012 at 2:08 AM Rating: Excellent
I'd stop and say happy birthday, but I'm following Ari.
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May you never find hippos or birdies, or a couple of ewes wandering on your lawn.
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I sea what ewe did there.

I bet everyone was sheepish to point it out, but I knew someone with shear courage wool'd come along and shave the day.
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Aripyanfar wrote:
I sea what ewe did there.

I bet everyone was sheepish to point it out, but I knew someone with shear courage wool'd come along and shave the day.


These puns are baaad.
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#23 Jan 28 2012 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
I note that many are flocking here to offer birthday wishes.

I'd ram in a pun here, but that's not my stile.




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