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#1 Nov 21 2011 at 10:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cataloging your MP3 collection and finding Avril Lavigne albums.

I may very well quit the spirits all together.
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I remember trying to make a fried tofu dish called "golden surprise" once when I was exceptionally wasted.

It tasted surprisingly bad, all right.

My husband said it's the only thing I've ever cooked that he didn't like. Smiley: frown
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#3 Nov 21 2011 at 10:15 PM Rating: Good
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Drinking some disgusting mix of Vodka, Tia Maria and Crème de menthe... I still shiver thinking about it.
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Cataloging your MP3 collection and finding Avril Lavigne albums.

I may very well quit the spirits all together.
But, but, he was a skater boy and she said see you later boy because he wasn't good enough for her.


I thought she was kinda hot when I was younger, so I may have watched some of her videos. And now that damn song's stuck in my head. Yay*.


*Yay yay yay yay, yay yay yay yay yay, yay yay yay yay. And it's gone now, replaced with ponies.
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Waking up in the morning next to a cave troll has, in the past, made me question my alcohol intake.


Then I figured it was just a case of "what you gain on the swings, you lose on the roundabouts".
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Well, a few things have made me question it...
1. Ruining a friendship (apparently I made out with a friend's wife... neither of us remember it, but he sure does)
2. Waking up a few weekends ago with a 2nd degree burn on my hand, a goose-egg on my forehead, and a rug ruined by vomit. Worst Second worst drinking night of my life (the worst was the one above).
3. First time I ever drank too much and threw up; was terribly terrible.

But then I remember all the good times I have while drinking, and I only question drinking to excess, which is thankfully infrequent Smiley: nod
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#7 Nov 22 2011 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Crème de menthe...
A disgusting monstrosity.
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#8 Nov 22 2011 at 2:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Questioning drinking is like questioning God.

It makes sense, but causes too much aggravation to be worth it.
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When on a Monday night I decided to drink two hg800's and a big ole whiskey drink knowing I had to work at 8 in the morning the next day.

My freshman year of college when I went balls deep into some vodka and woke up in my dorm, naked, my clothes folded nicely in the laundry basket and a note from my girlfriend at the time that said "We need to talk about last night."

The night I broke up with the girlfriend from the previous story. I was at a house party, leaving with about 5 of the ladies from the women's basketball team and as I walked out my very sober gf was standing there waiting for me. Drama ensued.

The morning I woke up with a vague recollection of how exactly a small twig was sticking out of my leg. I ended up finding out I can't jump through a hedge row.

When I spent one night in high school convinced I was the "Sheriff of Drinking" and arrested anyone who wasn't drinking with my wooden rubber band gun.

And last but not least the things that have not made me question my drinking.

The times I woke up naked next to some girl I expected to be a skeletor only to find they were actually pretty hot.

EDIT: Almost forgot my favorite story. The night I went shot for shot with a buddy over some goldschlager. The night ended up with us wrestling and beating the sh*t out of each other with our roommate watching us sober. I woke up with a swollen fist, blood all over my hands, shirt, face and pants and a vicious headache. Apparently we spent the night pretending we were Irish bar brawlers.

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My first thought was: Peimei was on the girl's basketball team?
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Don't think I've ever questioned drinking, but I've definitely become more aware of how much I drink.

Generally speaking, I've had bad experiences mixing beer and liquor. If I don't stop after about six shots or so, I'm gonna end up in a gutter somewhere.

I remember the first time I drank too much. Prior to that night, I thought I couldn't get too drunk, having had my share of entire bottles of liquor at previous parties. That night, though...

We started out at my place, back when I was living with my folks. Three of us shared a liter (34oz?) of Bacardi and Coke. Then a bottle of Baileys and half a bottle of dark rum with beer on the side. Ready to party, we somehow got to a nearby town (I have no idea how we got there, but I'm assuming we took a train) where we continued. I had a half'n'half Coke and Rum (a pint) which I was dared into emptying in one go. Then some guy was dared into emptying a liter of cheap white wine, but failed, so I did it for him.

After that, it sorta gets a little fuzzy. I remember talking to a really hot redhead, smoking way too many cigarettes way too fast and then kneeling over on the lawn.

I woke up the next day in the guest bedroom at this stranger's house. His mom had apparently ordered me into the house and placed in the bed after some of the guys at the party decided to carry me to a cab, dropping me on the pavement in the process before abandoning the task and carrying me back to the house.

I learned two things that night: 1) I can get too drunk, but 2) I don't get hangovers, ever. The next morning, I was all fresh and ready to go again while the rest of the crowd was trying to overdose on painkillers or barfing their brains out.

Still don't get hangovers. Only hint of one was a mild headache one morning, but that was probably due to dehydration from not drinking anything but beer for a solid 12 hours. Smiley: grin

Guess it wasn't all bad.

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Duke Ikkian wrote:
Drinking some disgusting mix of Vodka, Tia Maria and Crème de menthe... I still shiver thinking about it.


Reminds me of the night we decided that you could make screwdrivers with Tang. For the record: You can't. Don't try it. I'm serious. Just don't do it. Ever.
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Duke Ikkian wrote:
Drinking some disgusting mix of Vodka, Tia Maria and Crème de menthe... I still shiver thinking about it.


Reminds me of the night we decided that you could make screwdrivers with Tang. For the record: You can't. Don't try it. I'm serious. Just don't do it. Ever.
But it's how the astronauts would drink. Smiley: frown
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I did some pretty crazy drinking when I was at my 4 year school.

Like the first weekend of class I got all tuned up with some buddies, I made the mistake though of taking some hydrocodone before I was drinking cause my knee was killing me (tore acl/meniscus in high school.) Well fast forward about 8 beers and all inhibitions later I went wandering around the upstairs of the dorm which was co-ed. Found some townie girl that I had been talking to earlier that night and pretty sure she raped me.

This story is all well and good minus the fact at about 5 in the morning all drunk a buddy I played football with stumbled into her room looking to get some and saw me. He told everyone where I was and what I did. But this is not even the funniest part. One of the guys I played ball with knew her personally and thought it was funny as @#%^ to tell me she had herpes. Those rat @#%^ing bastards let me think I'd contracted herpes from her for about two days before they finally told me they were just jerking my chain. Just to be safe I got tested and was given the clean bill of health, but @#%^ I thought my life had ended in my first week of college.
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Karated the back of a toilet in half because it was looking at you the wrong way- water everywhere.

Excusing yourself to throw up, and then sitting right back down and playing more beerio kart because you are undefeated.

Not being able to see skyrim due to the beer fortress on the coffee table.

Singing the beer run song to a cop that is writing you a drinking related ticket.

Throwing up on a live cat.

Letting some chick pee on you because it is her birthday.




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#17 Nov 23 2011 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll admit, that last one caught me a little off guard.
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I'll admit, that last one caught me a little off guard.
You must not have noticed the poster's name before reading the post then.
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I can't be the only one here...

I have numerous battle scars from being drunk. My favorite is the one on my arm that people think is a birth mark. Really I just burnt myself on a black light.
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When I was 19 I fell down the stairs at one of the downtown bars.

My right ankle has been a great barometer ever since.
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I don't get violent when drunk, just more courageous. No dare I won't take, which can get mildly violent. "Hey I dare you to kiss that guy" was varying degrees of entertaining. Very funny for friends and the guy's friends, less fun for him, and much much less fun for me kissing a golden glove boxer.

I'm told I stood through four solid punches before passing out.
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If you hadn't slipped him the tongue, maybe you would've gotten away with only 3 punches.
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Things That Make You Question Your Drinking.

I don't, but there are things happening right now that make me wish I did.
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Pouring the remains of a bottle of vodka and a can of beer into one of those red party cups and walking with it on a cop-infested campus.
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Drinking some disgusting mix of Vodka, Tia Maria and Crème de menthe... I still shiver thinking about it.


Reminds me of the night we decided that you could make screwdrivers with Tang. For the record: You can't. Don't try it. I'm serious. Just don't do it. Ever.
But it's how the astronauts would drink. Smiley: frown

No, they drink this.
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I have numerous battle scars from being drunk. My favorite is the one on my arm that people think is a birth mark. Really I just burnt myself on a black light.


I've got two at the moment. I have wolverine like healing abilities but sometimes my liquid courage gets the better of me.

One of them from breaking karate board with my face. I was at David's house, he is this rail thin nerd who does karate. I don't disrespect karate, I just hate when he talks sh*t about people two or three weight classes up, how they'd think he wasn't a challenge, and howd he'd prevail because oh my god I stopped listening ten minutes ago. He will almost always pull out the "but they don't know karate" card, and then the "but you don't know the physics of a 50 pound arm into a 130 pound person" card is played. So trite it burns. Anyways, he challenged people to break more boards than him at his place, and half the battle of breaking those things is believing you can enough to not stop applying force. I took three of them with my forehead and won, but started bleeding just over my right eyebrow immediately after. It is very minor compared to #2.

During #2, I was feeling sappy after spending a night cuddled up to my now girlfriend (celebrated our 1 year three days ago, how the @#%^?) I woke up after a night of wine-ing and wine-ing and dining, fixed myself another round or two, and decided to make heart shaped pancakes to wake her up with. Thank god I had a metal mold. So I'm just getting those suckers on the reverse side, when she creeps up behind me and is like "I woke up early for work, what are you making?" I jumped, and tried to desperately cover my handiwork by looming over it and scooting it next to me while I talked to her. I now have a burned imprint of the side of the griddle on my stomach, because griddle hot, and stomach skin.

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I didn't read any of that because I'm certain the post is full of things I'd rather not know.
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I didn't read any of that because I'm certain the post is full of things I'd rather not know.
It's not all that bad. Acts of self inflicted injury brought on by drinking, with nothing in the "uncomfortable things inserted into uncomfortable places" category that you usually expect.
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#30 Nov 25 2011 at 11:59 PM Rating: Excellent
I'm surprised that none of these stories have ended in child support yet.
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id say seeing the chick without beer goggles, then again i read this site everyday so the urge to drink quickly returns. Especially when Alma posts.
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