She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.
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I traded ages with my nieceFollow
So she's now turning 32 today, and I'm turning 11. (Same birthday, 21 years apart.)
She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.
She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.
That idea is awesome and hilarious. I hope she gets a kick out of it. Happy birthday to both of you!
Watch that she doesn't have her first kiss with your boyfriend while he doesn't believe you when you say she's not 32.
I've seen movies; I know what happens.
I've seen movies; I know what happens.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Watch that she doesn't have her first kiss with your boyfriend while he doesn't believe you when you say she's not 32.
I've seen movies; I know what happens.
I've seen movies; I know what happens.
Since my husband is her actual uncle (she's his sister's daughter), that would be an entirely different and creepy sort of movie.
Freaky Friday, indeed!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The gap in your ages can legally drink in the US.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
In before statutory rape charges.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Kuwoobie wrote:
In before statutory rape charges.
That's how it works, yes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Kuwoobie wrote:
In before statutory rape charges.
That's how it works, yes.
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Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Jophiel wrote:
Kuwoobie wrote:
In before statutory rape charges.
That's how it works, yes.
Happy birthday, Catwho. How was it being 11 for a day?
catwho wrote:
So she's now turning 32 today, and I'm turning 11. (Same birthday, 21 years apart.)
She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.
She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.
You're too young for sex drugs and booze.
Happy Birthday.
Edited, Nov 21st 2011 2:54pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
You should have made the kid do your taxes, laundry, a sandwich, and the grocery shopping.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
You should have made the kid do your taxes, laundry, a sandwich, and the grocery shopping.
...and cleaned the bathroom.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Happy birthday, cat.
Interesting idea for a game, but I don't think I'd survive roleplaying an 11-year-old an entire day. Uncle needs his cigarettes, coffee and beer or bad things happen.
Interesting idea for a game, but I don't think I'd survive roleplaying an 11-year-old an entire day. Uncle needs his cigarettes, coffee and beer or bad things happen.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I got away with getting a glass of 10 year port at the museum restaurant without being carded. Not bad for an "11" year old!
Not bad? What would you call an 11 year old drinking then?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Not bad? What would you call an 11 year old drinking then?
Hilarious?
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Rural Georgia.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Not bad? What would you call an 11 year old drinking then?
An alcoholic.
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