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#1 Nov 20 2011 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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So she's now turning 32 today, and I'm turning 11. (Same birthday, 21 years apart.)

She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.

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#2 Nov 20 2011 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
That idea is awesome and hilarious. I hope she gets a kick out of it. Happy birthday to both of you!
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#3 Nov 20 2011 at 8:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Watch that she doesn't have her first kiss with your boyfriend while he doesn't believe you when you say she's not 32.

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Watch that she doesn't have her first kiss with your boyfriend while he doesn't believe you when you say she's not 32.

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Since my husband is her actual uncle (she's his sister's daughter), that would be an entirely different and creepy sort of movie.
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Freaky Friday, indeed!
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In before statutory rape charges.
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In before statutory rape charges.

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Jophiel wrote:
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That's how it works, yes.
Not always. Smiley: lol
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#11 Nov 21 2011 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
Happy birthday, Catwho. How was it being 11 for a day?
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#12 Nov 21 2011 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:
So she's now turning 32 today, and I'm turning 11. (Same birthday, 21 years apart.)

She's all excited about pretending to be grownup for a day, but I'm the one that gets to get treated like a princess for the next 15 hours without having to worry about paying for anything. I definitely got the better end of the deal.

Smiley: queen

You're too young for sex drugs and booze.

Happy Birthday. Smiley: flowers

Edited, Nov 21st 2011 2:54pm by Elinda
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You should have made the kid do your taxes, laundry, a sandwich, and the grocery shopping.
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You should have made the kid do your taxes, laundry, a sandwich, and the grocery shopping.

...and cleaned the bathroom.
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Happy birthday, cat.

Interesting idea for a game, but I don't think I'd survive roleplaying an 11-year-old an entire day. Uncle needs his cigarettes, coffee and beer or bad things happen.
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I got away with getting a glass of 10 year port at the museum restaurant without being carded. Not bad for an "11" year old!
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#17 Nov 21 2011 at 5:48 PM Rating: Good
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Not bad? What would you call an 11 year old drinking then?
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Not bad? What would you call an 11 year old drinking then?

Hilarious?
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I can't understand anyone who skips the cutscenes of a Final Fantasy game. That's like going to Texas and not getting barbecue.

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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Not bad? What would you call an 11 year old drinking then?


An alcoholic.
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