I only love the McRib in the way that it is a genius bit of marketing. A mediocre product that comes and goes periodically through the year, which creates a feverish fanbase based solely on perceived scarcity of the product. It's brilliant, I'll give them that. But I just @#%^ing hate all the fanboys that tell me "Did You hear? The McRib is back!" Like it's a noteworthy tidbit of news, and I should reply with something like "THEN LATHER ME UP IN BBQ, I'VE GOTTA SQUEEZE THROUGH THE MASSES AT THE BANK, EMPTY MY ACCOUNT, AND PURCHASE MY TANGY GLISTENING BODY WEIGHT IN MEAT SANDWICHES!"
Now, when Arby's "5 for 5$" deal swings around again, you let me know.
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