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Ya that show is funny, Holy crip, he's a crapple...oh man thats great

I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.

They are signed on to do 21 new episodes starting in January 2005.

Twiztid

*koolaid busts into a courtroom* OH YEAAAAAAAAH *pause* *walks backwards out through busted wall*

How old are you?

16

18, aawwwlll right.

Quag
<Hey there beautiful>
It
<Hey>
Quag
<Woah! Transvestite! Back off>
Quag
<Wait. Pre op or Post op?>
It
<Post op.>
Quag
<Woah! Transvestite! Back off>

~Episode named 'Kaboom' when worls blows up~

Chris: Oh my god! The government is here, RUN E.T RUN!!!
E.T: WWUAAHHH!!!! (running across room)

young boy:"What can I get for 13 tickets mr.?"
ticket exchanger:"Oh im sorry , you need 15 tickets to live"
pulls lever.

Peter: "I'm looking for toilet training book"
Book store guy: "Everybody poops but you is still the standard one, we also have the less popular Nobody poops but you.
Peter: "See were catholic so uhhh?"
book store guy: "oh then you want Your a naughty child and thats nothing but pure concentrated evil coming out the back end of you.
Peter:perfect

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Quagmire: You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."

Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.

Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.

Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

I also saw that episode over 4th weekend... it was funny as hell, dammit i wish FG cam on Fox still... w8 id be playing EQ not watching tv...

i wish FG seasons would sell cheaper...

Oh Oh Oh...

SHA-ZAM!

Episode where the wife gets a job as a Flight Assistant.

In Kentucky---

Peter: I am here to see Colonel Sanders
Attendent: He Dead
Peter: I came to Kentucky to see the Co-lon-el
Attendent: I told you, he dead.
Peter: I CAME DOWN HERE TO SEE THE CO-LON-EL
Attendent: What wrong wit you? I dun told you he dead.

It went something like that, and the attendent was really stupid and he talks with an accent.

One of my other favorite episodes is when chris gets noticed as an artist and goes to new york





all quotes are subject to be mispelled, wrongly quoted, or miss quoted ^_^

Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.

/points to sig

peter: where am i gonna come up with 50 grand by tommara?
quagmire: well you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 a peice. or, or.. 50 REALLY fat chicks for 1000 bucks!
... ...
quagmire: what? dont look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too! ...but they gotta pay...

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I saw him once. Sure im blind in one eye, and my other eye was infected that day from pickin at it, and i was tired, and i was swimmin in a pool with too much chlorine, and that was the hour my glasses where at lense crafters, BUT I SEEN THAT FISH!

Good one.

I've got two strong words for you..

come on.. Come on..

Could that have been the episode that they were advertising for weeks as "NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON TV"?



Edit:



Daughters name is Meg, but it was Brian the dog who went to rehab after he became addicted to cocaine from working as a drug sniffing dog. And i concur, that was my favorite episode as well

Edited, Fri Jul 16 13:24:19 2004 by Bigkillian

Possibly the best Family Guy song there is

You Can't Touch Me

Peter's parody of the MC Hammer song 'Can't Touch This'.

[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me
[Peter] ...can't touch me
[Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
[Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
[Peter] I can write graphetti, even J-walk in the street
[Peter] I can riot loot, and not give a hoot
[Peter] and touch your sister's teet
[Peter] Can't touch me
[Peter] ...you can't touch me
[Adam West] What in God's name is he doing?
[Peter] ...can't touch me.
[Cleveland] I believe that's the worm.
[Peter] Stop! Peter time.
[Peter] I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
[Peter] Light a fire and pee it out
[Peter] Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
[Peter] Just for a minute let's all do the funk.
[Peter] Can't touch me
[Peter] Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,

[Peter] ...can't touch me

[Peter] I'm presidental Peter, interms think I'm hot.
[Peter] Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
[Peter] I've been around the world
[Peter] From Hartford to Bagbay
[Peter] It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,
[Peter] Let's see Regis rap this way.

[Peter - spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.

Wish Upon a Weinstein-
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Peter- Geez! You're almost as pissed as when I bought Cloud insurance! Just look at em', plottin'...
Cloud 1- So, Bill, we attack tomarrow?
Cloud 2-Yes, tomarrow...
Cloud 1- I mean it this time!
Cloud 2- I do too!

No.. They both had like.. AK-47s..

Yep, you are gonna make alot of friends here ;)

Lets take a quote from your own suggested site: "Why was Family Guy cancelled?

We don't have an official answer for this, but there are several theories. Family Guy was often controversial, making it hard for Fox to secure advertizers for the show, Fox were therefore keen to see the back of the show. The show also suffered from poor ratings, after the first showing the figures fell (see the episode guide for information on ratings). Sorry we can't give a clearer answer than that. However, the good news is that new episodes are on their way after successful DVD sales."

And: "I heard that one episode was never shown. Is this true?

"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" was banned by FOX as it was considered too offensive."

Looks like the bible that made you an expert thinks both are possible reasons, so before you spouting off a load of p!sh, try to cross check your "facts" chuckle head. For the record, I don't own the dvd's. :)

Stewie is sooo damn funny.